In many ways, W is to Trump like Bush Senior is to W. Senior fought in WWII, W avoided the war in the National Guard, Trump dodged entirely. Senior invaded Iraq with a huge coalition. W lied to drag us back with a tiny coalition and is a war criminal. Trump can’t even get his war crimes committed they are so bad.…

The accusations I had heard up until then were vague or second hand, and possibly weren’t even him. I kept my eyes open, but lots of people have stories about them that may or may not be true.

I would support this punishment. He has to get jizzed on about a dozen times, at random times, for the next 5 years. He won’t know when it will be, and he won’t know it’s over until it is. Let the punishment fit the crime.

Oddly enough, the director has confirmed there are NO lasers. Just fists.

Sure, one more time.

Yes, the more “accurate” explanation is neither one can fight. Mine is more fun.

No, Obi Wan is too old, he will lose eventually, but he’s good enough to make it last a while. Plus, he probably can’t kill Vader, emotionally.

This! Also, “Enough talk! Let’s fight!”

Also, he had just been shot!

My head canon for Obi Wan and Vader fighting in A New Hope is that they are both highly trained, powerful in the Force, and know each other intimately, so there is a fight going on we can’t see. They both CAN flip and jump and twist through the air, but it would result in the one doing that bullshit getting cut to…

I was just trying to make fun of the way they multiply awards. Having comedy/musical and drama be different awards is weird enough (where do you put a dramatic musical? How many jokes turn a drama into a comedy?), but to have how many future episodes are planned be a deciding factor in what category it’s in is crazy.

Yes, I would have some trouble buying a car from a murderer, thus enriching him, but no trouble buying it at auction once it was taken from him. (Assuming they removed the bodies from the trunk.)

I’m so excited to post this:

Eventually The Simpsons will stop, with the heat death of the universe. Does that make it a limited series?

A lot of people think he ripped off Thrift Shop from Le1f:

Yes, it’s not ideal, but better than nothing. Which is what I get now.

You don’t like receiving authentic porn. No judgement, for real.

WOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Yeah, I would prefer butts, but beggars can’t be choosers.