Somehow his hair is able to be cut or shaved normally and is immune to damage from fire.

At some point all the -steins and -stains split, and in some other reality, you’re the guy who did all that stuff. The Mandela affect worked out for you, bud!

If they want to keep quality high in the future, of course. 

Oh, sorry. 

The band, Garbage.

Why is everyone proud not to know dril? There are sometimes things I don’t know, but I at least have the decency to be embarrassed about it, or at least the shame to not pipe up.

Long movies that deserve it are great, but have an intermission.

I said the same thing! I didn’t notice his erection the first time, though.

So, he’s wearing a corset with “a” cups in the picture on the top, right?

Cold open: The Dwarves are fighting for their lives. The drums are banging out a staccato rhythm. A giant troll grabs one of the Dwarves by his feet and lifts him up.

Boromir: One does not simply walk into Mordor.

Super bored at work, sorry.

I come from the future. They made it worse. Way worse.

Watch the videos in the first article about this: https://www.avclub.com/take-a-trip-to-the-automated-hellscape-of-youtube-video-1820196139

Yep, finished step 1, working on step 2.

Burn the tapes? Think of the pollution, you monster!

Actually, he sounded like Donald Duck. It’s super weird.

You don’t want to see the director’s cut.

You have to use a touch screen to dispense water? No thank you, I’ll stick to drinking my own urine.

Better than my plan: Disappoint everyone I know, never make millions of dollars.