I said the same thing! I didn’t notice his erection the first time, though.

So, he’s wearing a corset with “a” cups in the picture on the top, right?

Cold open: The Dwarves are fighting for their lives. The drums are banging out a staccato rhythm. A giant troll grabs one of the Dwarves by his feet and lifts him up.

Boromir: One does not simply walk into Mordor.

Super bored at work, sorry.

I come from the future. They made it worse. Way worse.

Watch the videos in the first article about this: https://www.avclub.com/take-a-trip-to-the-automated-hellscape-of-youtube-video-1820196139

Yep, finished step 1, working on step 2.

Burn the tapes? Think of the pollution, you monster!

Actually, he sounded like Donald Duck. It’s super weird.

You don’t want to see the director’s cut.

You have to use a touch screen to dispense water? No thank you, I’ll stick to drinking my own urine.

Better than my plan: Disappoint everyone I know, never make millions of dollars.

Or write women nerds. They are fairly similar to male nerds, except for a lot less toxic. And no one writes toxic nerds anyway.

My research (googling it for 5 minutes) has turned up about a dozen versions of two stories:

What a scamp!

Haven’t heard any more about Tambor, was it just the one so far?

I don’t think “faith” is the right word for the Force. For example, I believe in people who can run a 4 minute mile. I have seen video of it. I am not, nor will I ever be, capable of it. This is not faith. The Force is science.

Message for Conservatives: Liberals hate it when people commit suicide. They hate it so, so bad. The best way to make a liberal mad is to kill yourself.