I know the most basic principles of security.

Guess I missed the handoff. Still, Johnathon took pervy pictures of her, so he is not to be trusted with drunk Nancy. Which is verified in this episode.

Yeah, but the standard is .223, which is too small for humane kills.

An AR15 is a terrible weapon to hunt deer. The bullet is too small to kill in one shot, they are prone to jamming, they cost a fortune, but most of all, you look like a joke.

Who orders beef, for that matter? All pizza toppings should come from pigs. I like anchovies, too, but that’s kind of a different subject.

Sorry, I must have been unclear.

I actually really like the show, and suggest people watch it. It is far from perfect, though.

Thank you!

Since all the tweets are still there, it wasn’t deleted. It was probably just locked. Employees can probably only scramble passwords, lock accounts, and do other minor things. There is no way customer service can tweet as someone, or reset the password to something the agent can use. If this was the case, we would…

No, that is not the case at all.

Well, Papa John’s ovens only seem to go up to 250, so maybe it’s better to do it at home.

Sad comment-username synergy.

I just want them to take the violence seriously, or tone it down. We’ve had a guy torn apart by a mob, cooking a whole ship of people to a crisp, torture, lobotomy. No one even seems to care for more than a moment.

When I hear about left vs. right on pizza, I think of none pizza with left beef:

This is clearly not porn. If it were, the ice cream would come out of their anuses.

Whack it.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and…

Bought a bunch when it was still available. Got a whole storage unit of that, and organic shampoo.

It’s the only way.

Someone I know dressed up as her post-makeover THIS year.