*Batman scans Dr. Acula’s dick pic into the Batcomputer*

The absurdity of mood jeans, the fact that they don’t detect emotions like anger but instead detect revulsion at jokers, and the fact that it’s all a transparent ploy to cover up that he pissed himself.

Dril really knows his way around a tweet.

Christ, what an asshole.

Well, maybe they should change the name?

The best Dr Pepper is half Dr Pepper, half bourbon.

I also think that while neither of these guys should quit their day jobs to become twitter comedians, none of these were actually bad jokes. Too soon? They referenced murders that happened 40 to 50 years ago. By Republican standards, these are some of the funniest jokes I have ever seen.

I know, I still treasure the video of that.

We thought we were in a Bad Place, but turns out, we’re in the Worst Place.

Speak for yourself.

Has he tried Zelda much? Good lord that game is good. I found out recently that when you change directions, it automatically adjusts you to the grid, so you don’t run into things in those tight corridors. It’s just a master class is design and execution.

Sense of place, colorful artwork, and focus. That’s why Nintendo rules, and the others... drools.

Then stop liking it! :)

I waited in a drum of oil for about 5 minutes, then jumped out at him. He was pretty cool about it, but he wouldn’t shake my hand.

Someday I’ll have the courage to pull the trigger.

Phrasing? Because I want an alcohol and a stroke.

Right now, he’s reading this comment, screaming at the screen: “Newts aren’t reptiles!”

Well, he’s not black like Barry White.