All you guys make me sick.

If you are careful, it can be relatively healthy. I’m never careful, though.

The first one was as broad as they could make it. Which I liked.

I’ve got a couple “normal” theaters (good sound and screen, but you pay for it), and my girlfriend likes to buy snacks, so it’s a once in a while thing. We used to have a cheap theater with older movies and worse screens and sound, but they raised the price so now it’s $5 for something not much better then my house.

I’m a Bobby!

Probably going to rent instead of spending a house payment going to the theater, but I liked the first one quite a bit.

Not every, but many.

It’s a conundrum, for sure.

My bad, sicko.

Sadly, no. And I didn’t have a pen.

I got a call from a friend, and all I heard on the phone was a dog barking and growling. I called right back to make sure his phone hadn’t been dialed by the dog as it chewed up his phone! Luckily, that was not the case. He was being mauled.

Angel Butt clouds:

It’s not the one thing, he knows everything. It’s the corollary to “Ignorance is Bliss.”

I saw a bit of toilet graffiti years ago. The first line, on the door, eye level if sitting, said: “If you can read this, you are shiting.”

What kind of sicko stands on penises?

It is! So many great games. Having said that, I turn the 3D off most of the time.

Real people use headbutts in real fights. I think it’s worth noting that it’s illegal in MMA, which is a pretty good indicator that it works great.

I just yell “enhance” at the screen.

As you tap in 11, the van rams the building.

Three taps is white walkers.