Doing a bad job and making a profit of 300 million is pretty impressive, in a way.

I mentioned it once before: In Wing Commander III there is a battle that requires your wingpersons to get shot down, and I was on too easy a setting. I had to shoot them down myself to get the story going again. Bad design.

I bet Earth-2 through Earth-576 all have president Clinton, no matter the Vice President. I bet there are more Earths with President Sanders than Trump.

I voted for her, and I wish she would shut up. I know she got millions of votes for her being her, but I would bet she got a lot more “Better then the alternative” votes.

I’m a random slob, and we both have the same role in government: Voter.

Everyone who dies comes back, but bites still kill. Infectious would imply a disease to me.

The previews seem to indicate everything of consequence that happened in the first movie is being ignored or undone, so probably no need.

Just throw them in. Scare the shit out of them and they will be readers for life.

That shit is on purpose, too. They want kids making out with kids in the right religion, and where they can’t get away with much more than kissing.

Rob Liefeld, Guy Fieri, Nickelback, and Trump all have the same exact problem, and are made fun of for the same exact reason: They got rich and famous for things they are bad at, and people who are more deserving did not. It’s not fair. At least sometimes they are nice people, so it could be worse.

I’m not sure, brainless reanimated corpses that spread their disease through bites, move in a shuffling walk, and require headshots to kill is pretty damn specific. But I’m not a lawyer.

I’m a busy guy, short movies work for me.

Kingsmen was fun, I suggest seeing it.

They didn’t even touch on that part of his life in the Chris Cooper Biopic. What a stupid omission.

Hell yeah, everybody blew up, the whole world was dropped into chaos, and then they forget about it for buttsex. Great movie.

That’s somebody’s leg in the lower left corner, isn’t it?

We should have shipped Mel off before now.

I went to Five Guys and got some burgers for the kids. Three kids, all big eaters, and me, a moderate eater for a fat ass. I ordered two large fries, and we barely got through half of them. It was like 5 pounds of fries.

They are the McRib of cookies. No one would give a damn if you could have them all the time.