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    Multiple ballistae on the same mount for coverage, I think you have a real shot.
    -edit spelling of ballista

    And yet so few people even try to do so.

    It would be a pretty cool joke if the first season was a single episode.

    I didn't. I was just assuming she got a ton of attention for it, the attention would be pretty gross, and would be surprised if that was surprising to her.

    Good for her! Maybe we'll learn how to date her someday.

    I think part of the problem is that we were all told as children to "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you." Sexually, this is terrible advice.

    How did it go? I assume it would be a very efficient way to bring all the boys to her yard.

    Yeah they are obvious, they don't care enough about winning to compromise. The Republicans don't care about anything but winning. You get this mess we're in.

    They pay for them with Product placement a lot of the time.

    The actress implying no more scenes is good enough for me, but before that I was doubtful. She could have just had a scene in the next episode where they show her bleeding to death, then it counts for THAT episode.

    They should be running pro-life pro-gun folks in red states this whole time.

    Seriously, white collar crime is lucrative and usually penalty free. Add penalties and smart people find something with lower risk.

    I didn't know Jeff Sessions was a black transgender woman with AIDS. He really knows how to pass, huh?

    Then again, climate change.

    Not any stupider than snake handling.

    Only if it's a ceremonial ship sinking.

    His best work HAS to be the narrator on Arrested Development.

    We had a guy in high school who was balder than this dude when he graduated, and he grew what he had longer to compensate. We called him NARC behind his back.

    "Chaps" are meant to be worn over jeans to protect your legs from barbed wire and thorns. "Assless chaps" are a fashion accessory that accentuates the bare ass. It's the same difference as a large work truck and that monster some douche with a case of micropenis drives.

    That's bootstrapping for the right.