I like electric tape across the boobs. 

I read that Patrick Bateman did a walk-through, but felt it wasn’t cozy enough, so he passed.

My theory is that it was for Kanye’s mental health - keeps him calm and unstimulated.

I always wonder what happens when one of the kids gets a stomach bug in the middle of the night and projectile vomits last nights spaghetti in the hallway on his way to his moms (or nannies) room.  

I can’t get over how fucking boring it is. What a terrible place for kids to have to grow up in.

And photogenic because of cosmetic procedures

She’s absolutely correct.
The honest to god supermodels had zero social media, and were household names not for publicity stunts, or tv shows, or massive amounts of surgery and photoshop, but because they just WORKED IT. They were like from another world. 

Could not agree more. I’ll never forget the first couple of times I spotted Kendall in a Vogue spread. It was when Vogue just started using her, before she became a household name. I didn’t even know who she was. But she was in a spread with a couple of the professionals, and my first thought was, “Did that one win…

Stork brought it.

Dan Levy looks fab in that suit.

“It’s weird for women to discuss issues important to them, amirite?!”

Forget it, man, it’s Joan Summers-town.

It is not weird.  Especially since it is a snippet of a full interview.  Nothing to see here (as usual when it comes to Joan headlines).  

Hahaha, I had to look up what an infra-red sauna was, it’s a room with a heat lamp! Taking an infra-red sauna is like being a rotisserie chicken!

They did.  Saw her in the previews.

jojo siwa has been trending all day because dababy called her a bitch in a freestyle

WRONG. She’s from Eternal Champions, obviously. 

Hmmm you might be correct. Tekken 3 was a long time ago. I do kinda have memories of the Chun/Scorpion matchup in Soul Calibur

I’m glad you updated. Chun Li is from Tekken 3 for those wondering.