The pandemic has been keeping pro athletes sidelined, it’s true. 

Oooh, this brings up an interesting question. Who does Kim go for after divorcing Kanye? Will she go back to athletes? I’m guessing this more mature, more rich, lawyer version of Kim will go for someone maybe more nerdy? A tech bro?

I shed no tears for Armand Hammer the Third. Are there really consequences when you have all those familial millions to fall back on?

Oh, honey, no. There would have to be a long, televised courtship first. 

Anyway, the source says Kim, whom Us Weekly says is on a “girls’ trip” to Turks and Caicos right now (don’t tell the global pandemic!!!!)

I’ve never seen anyone look more like a rapist than Ed Westwick

For the *church* it actually might be a lot of money. I’m sure the leaders are shrewd enough to make sure the money doesn’t stay in the organization long, moving safely into their personal bank accounts in the form of outlandish salaries.

I’ve been a member of a couple megachurches in worship leader roles (am an atheist/recovering Christian now). I’ve seen their budgets. $20M would indeed be catastrophic. These places don’t have actual products to market (cheap clothing has very little revenue); they depend on cash donations, and a lot of ‘em. When…

I’ve seen the trailer. In what universe is Mulligan not attractive? It reminds me of the old story about Meryl Streep being passed over for a role by a male director, saying she was ugly and her nose was too big. The part went to Jessica Lange. I’m sure Meryl has had a good many laughs about it since then. 

I saw Jane Krakowski in the Broadway revival of “She Loves Me!” several years ago. She was fantastic — I had no idea she could sing and dance like that. She didn’t come to the stage door afterwards but I did get Zachary Levi’s autograph. My daughter went nuts when I told her.

It’s rumored that Cardi B and Channing Tatum will be starring in a remake of the Whitney Houston film The Bodyguard.

Didn’t Trump spread some weird rumor about him not being into Salma Hayek because she was “too short” - after he’d been aggressively and creepily been pursuing her for years and repeatedly getting shot down?

For fucks sake, Cloris Leachman died! This is monumental, and once again reinforces the need for a Betty White bubble. I am a sad penguin today. If you are looking for content, I would recommend Raising Hope on Hulu. Stupid sitcom, but Martha Plimpton and Cloris together is heaven.

Here is going to be every left wing’s blog for the next four years.

My head hurts every time I see her.
That said, I’m so happy for her and proud of her!

Both are garbage human beings.

Never mind. It’s not makeup. She’s clearly done something to her lips.

As the dad of an out-and-proud 14 year-old, it sure does rule to live in the first era of human history where a gay kid can be themselves with less fear of reprisals than ever before (yes, I know it’s still dangerous and yes I’ve made her aware of that, but I’m still happy for her).

Once I came out to a few friends and they accepted me, I wanted to go to the highest mountaintop and scream at the whole wide world.

I’ll miss Barf Bag. I was just thinking earlier today how nice it is to open google news and not be immediately presented with a picture of Trump or a stories about his lately stupid antics, and so quickly too.