People are the worst.

Yah, but if they decide to shorten it and portmanteau them, then she’d share a name with the greatest damn Spanish actress of all time, CHARO! I refuse to accept they have named her this for any other reason.

Man, before I got the whole story I was worried that Xena was going to have to be thrown in the baddie pile. I am overwhelmingly relieved to find out the opposite.

Don’t you need to have had a job to qualify for unemployment, though? 

I’m exhausted looking after my 4 kids in lockdown, therefore I should divorce my husband to resolve this problem...

Well she's eligible for unemployment, isn't she?

Twitter is the guy who shows up at the Triangle Shirtwaist fire a week later with a glass of water, than expects a parade.

There’s a large markup here according to this article:

“A comparable product is available at most drug stores for a dollar or two.”

Honestly, a scented lube or something.

if (very big if) the rumor about KW & Jeffree Star was true, that would be right in line with Kanye being a self-hating black/queer man.

Definitely sounds like a name for the “vitamins” movie studio people gave Judy Garland to keep her awake and filming at all hours. 

I thought she was 23 despite her being around forever. She just sounds perpetually like a naive child 

I was JUST typing. HOLY SHIT MEGAN MCCAIN IS THE SAME AGE AS ME???? HOWWWWWW

More gaslighting. It’s shifted from “it’s good for the child!” to “my sense of humor is misunderstood,” but it’s the Same. Exact. Response.

My very first reaction.

No, because Tater Channings face looks like a potato. With ears. But Jason Momoa kind of bugs me too.

Right? 

My favorite part of that is actually the next sentence:

He is very dancey. Quite so.

For real. That is a rough 36.