Definitely more dancy. But also real comedic chops. See 21 Jump Street.

Now I am just thinking about his ass. Damn you Magic Mike...or maybe not.

I don’t know if Jezebel is ready to hear this, but while Momoa is better looking, Tatum is more talented. Yes, talented.

‘56 is more like the era her values come from

McCain years are just shy of dog years. She’s actually near 200. But unfortunately still lacks any wisdom associated with the age.

Self-satisfied privilege will out.

As a Republican her values put her more in the 86 range.

More like...why would he quit a show that pays him millions, includes trips around the world, and requires very little work? 

The most delectable tidbit going around is that Alec Baldwin wanted to date Salma Hayek when she played his girlfriend on 30 Rock, she turned him down, and Hilaria somehow knew this so she faked the Spanish persona and had a restaurant owner friend arrange a “meet cute” at a restaurant Alec and Hilaria both frequented.

500 Days Of Hilaria Baldwin.

I am no Iggy Azelea fan, but that is some trashy shit and I feel bad for her. No woman needs to deal with that kind of trifling crap with a baby.

I can't remember if Xenu is good or bad?

In other movie titles that should exist, Fast 10: Your Seat Belt

Succinct and correct.

I know, right? Discretion is sexy.

The best Chris. No discussion necessary. 

Thank you. Much sexier and makes far better film choices than the smarmfest that is Chris Evans.

Yeah, I looked it up.... it sounds terrible.

While I treasure my metro station bootleg copy of “Jacked$,” it appears Russian action movies haven’t improved in the last 15 years or so.

I was more surprised the joke didn’t come with the Rosa Parks anniversary.

The look on his face as he read the joke says, maybe! But Che is definitely off their Christmas card list for that.