Lol.  I’m trying to think of ANY situation IRL where I would need this pose. Accepting a package from the UPS guy? Answering questions from the census-taking people?

I love her!

Maybe considering many think she’s the swing vote on abortion, Amy Coathanger Barrett?

<3

Lately, every time I see a photo like the JLo album cover which celebrates a sexy body over some specific age (which is great, don’t get me wrong) I go out of my way to find a shot of some old Italian grandma in her kitchen, making pasta & laughing her ass off and not caring if her thighs are as firm as a Christmas…

I was listening to the directors commentary of Knives Out, and I think it was Rian Johnson during the scene where Chris Evans is in that restaurant with Ana De Armas and he said something like, people keep asking me where did I get the amazing sweaters that Chris wears in this movie. You don’t want the sweater. You…

I love Daniel Levy.

Amen to that. I have one son, and people used to always ask why we didn’t have more. I finally had enough, so I started responding “because my husband got diagnosed with colon cancer when I was six months pregnant and the chemo destroyed his ability to make sperm.” I get a morbid thrill from shutting people up this…

As a serious knitter I keep making Chris Evans knock-offs for my husband and I am pretty sure he’s getting wise to what is going on. He gave me such a look when he finally saw Knives Out.

Pro tip: please don’t ask women why they don’t have kids, why they didn’t have more, or if they want more children. I experienced pregnancy loss and only told my immediate family. Since we have a young son, everyone feels entitled to ask me these questions. Since my miscarriage, I fumble through a vague deflection and…

She looks like a lost and confused cyborg 

Trying out a new look for the Tinder profile. 

She looks like Jennifer Coolidge got hit with a steamroller.

She really is so strange looking, isn’t she?  I do not see the appeal.  

No, that’s what she thinks is “modeling”.  She was a super-model remember?

I mean, she’s an absolute piece of garbage, but I doubt I’d look any different if I had an orange moron trying to paw at my vagina constantly.

Her eyes look crazy. How does she look in the mirror and not SEE that her eyes look squinty crazy.

My hair has been about 6 different colors this year. All self dyed. Every dye job I did myself from a Feria box kit. They all look better than that, especially the one I’m rocking now. But even I knew to do my roots on the several blonder shades. I always just assume her stylists hate her dumb, trashy, no taste ass.

It’s working great! An unusual thing for them.