But... it wAs fOr sEcuRitY! The accounts rep that opened the account years ago forgot to tick the box for “black!”. But seriously, fuck that shit, fight back. Put your phone on a lanyard around your neck and start recording video/audio* before you even get within 50' of the business. Just let it quietly record.…

To each their own, I say. I had a nice polished rose quartz ball that was huge. Mine warded the house against Jesus and Mormon missionaries.

Then you shall never know the magical energized feeling of a rock (or mineral) shoved way up into you hoo-hah.

I’m going to put that $2000 check with my $50000 student loan forgiveness. Or was it my $10000 loan forgiveness? Oh, it’s my jack shit loan forgiveness? Cool. Cool.

Know your fanfic:

That’s the beauty of Bungie’s PVP matchmaking. High achieving PVP players are matched together on a team and low achieving PVP players are matched together on a team, then they are paired up against each other. It’s only fair, there’s no fun to be had in playing against evenly match teams. It’s a real slog that way.
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Yeah it is. It’s also a PVP game. You can play solo and co-op quite happily without ever having to sully yourself with PVP. It is only a problem because Bungie gates PVE gear behind PVP gameplay and sometimes vice versa.

The sad thing is that this “aspirational activity” is tied to Bungle’s matchmaking system that ensures high level PVPers are the only ones having fun.

Aw yeah, that’s just gotta be jelly,  ‘cause jam just don’t shake that way.

Shitting on programmers for not being artists is a weird flex, considering there would not BE an industry without programmers developing the games, the game engines, and the 3D programs like ZBrush and Maya to create the art assets, and the mocap software used to tie it all together into a coherent package.

Suit yourself. Comcast technicians will be at your home between the hours of 12 and 6 to install the RJ45 port on your taint.

With IPV6 connectivity, all dicks get their own IP address.

It’s all fun & games (and actually deadly infections) until your body serves as the vessel for the rebirth of the King of the Myconids.

IANAL, but ESports is in the entertainment industry, is it not? And children in the entertainment industry are specifically exempted from federal child labor laws (thanks film industry!), though some states may have their own laws limiting hours or requiring a trust be set up. The parents can exploit little Timmy or…

Styling by 10 year olds for 10 year olds.

Yeah, it’s the brain parasites. You don’t want to become accidentally infected.

I would recommend that any parts you don’t want to break due to the hydrogen embrittlement that is caused by the electrolysis process should be baked for 3 hours in a 250-275 degree Fahrenheit oven. I have used electrolytic rust removal very successfully on my cars and antique tools, and have always done the…

If you want a lot to do, and very little guidance on how to do any of it, try Warframe.

There’s nothing as satisfying as having correctly separated out the recyclable plastics from the non-recyclable stuff, then see the city garbage truck pick up your trash and recycling and toss it all into the one truck. /ragequit

With all due respect, fuck that noise. People are hurting, people have lost loved ones, as I have, to Covid-19. President Trump botched handling of the pandemic from the start, covered up its seriousness for month, left states to fend for themselves for PPE which the Fed often hoovered up from under them. The pandemic…