I’m going to put that $2000 check with my $50000 student loan forgiveness. Or was it my $10000 loan forgiveness? Oh, it’s my jack shit loan forgiveness? Cool. Cool.

Know your fanfic:

That’s the beauty of Bungie’s PVP matchmaking. High achieving PVP players are matched together on a team and low achieving PVP players are matched together on a team, then they are paired up against each other. It’s only fair, there’s no fun to be had in playing against evenly match teams. It’s a real slog that way.
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Yeah it is. It’s also a PVP game. You can play solo and co-op quite happily without ever having to sully yourself with PVP. It is only a problem because Bungie gates PVE gear behind PVP gameplay and sometimes vice versa.

The sad thing is that this “aspirational activity” is tied to Bungle’s matchmaking system that ensures high level PVPers are the only ones having fun.

Shitting on programmers for not being artists is a weird flex, considering there would not BE an industry without programmers developing the games, the game engines, and the 3D programs like ZBrush and Maya to create the art assets, and the mocap software used to tie it all together into a coherent package.

IANAL, but ESports is in the entertainment industry, is it not? And children in the entertainment industry are specifically exempted from federal child labor laws (thanks film industry!), though some states may have their own laws limiting hours or requiring a trust be set up. The parents can exploit little Timmy or…

Styling by 10 year olds for 10 year olds.

Yeah, it’s the brain parasites. You don’t want to become accidentally infected.

I would recommend that any parts you don’t want to break due to the hydrogen embrittlement that is caused by the electrolysis process should be baked for 3 hours in a 250-275 degree Fahrenheit oven. I have used electrolytic rust removal very successfully on my cars and antique tools, and have always done the…

If you want a lot to do, and very little guidance on how to do any of it, try Warframe.

With all due respect, fuck that noise. People are hurting, people have lost loved ones, as I have, to Covid-19. President Trump botched handling of the pandemic from the start, covered up its seriousness for month, left states to fend for themselves for PPE which the Fed often hoovered up from under them. The pandemic…

Sooo.... she ran her company like it was the fictional corporation that her wife was an executive of in “Better off Ted” (excellent BTW).

As a sometime developer, I wish nothing but hot death upon Apple’s walled garden. But at the same time, I’m not too warm and fuzzy over Epic’s hamfistedness. Apple should be able to control what is in its App Store, yet at the same time, they should have to provide a means of side-loading non-approved programs. They…

Nope. Should probably have the entire current police force put down like the rabid animals they are. All you can do is train the new hires properly, fire them if they go to any of those Murderology or “Warrior” training things where some asshole teaches soon-to-be-if-not-already assholes to treat everyone like a…

That should get you arrested, as well.

Who else is mildly psyched for the Norman Reedus Walking Sim?

Those aerosols don’t just disappear. You’re just a good bit less likely to get infected from someone outdoors.

Didn’t cause it, but the second wave is coming! January 19, 2038 is the end!

On the face of it, this seems like a really stupid plan. If you think about it for more than a few seconds, your brain seizes up harder than an anime fan on prom night!