Well, as a former executive VP once told a conference room full of us as he scanned his email on his phone, “it never hurts to keep your resume up to date.”

Newsflash: Multiplayer games are asshole magnets.
Source: Years of AAA game devs forcing me to play multiplayer when all I want is a nice solo, story driven campaign.

Probably thinking of the YouTuber

I prefer Hammerhead for the heavy, then I can run a nice, toxic Jotun in the special slot, and a Blast Furnace, Imperial Decree, or Austringer in kinetic. All are quite obtainable by the busy dad or dad-age person.

Ahh, yes. A “ranked, competitive” game that uses easily gamed P2P netcode that can have you playing against near-invincible players with their trigger bots, Bought Forgottens, and Luna’$ Howls (only $199 for a recov, limited time offer). Cry me a river.

Accurate. If you eat Papa John’s “food” you will die.

You’re white and all right if you’re passing until they find out one of your parents is (shock) not melanin-challenged.

Titan + One Eyed Mask + super mods is the easy button and salt miner in D2 Crucible. They just wreck everything on the field. Hunters clean up the remnants with their stabby knives. And Warlocks? They float (sometimes with Nova Warp).

Bath WATER? I thought it was Bath SALTS. *cancels order*

It’s a private platform, they have the absolute right to limit your hate-filled messaging. There’s nothing stopping you from shouting obscenities and racial epithets to your heart’s content from your windowless basement apartment. Heck, throw in a “git gud” and a hearty “kill yourself”. You do you. Preferably out of…

They’re not “converting” existing Eververse armor into “ornaments” they’re creating NEW Eververse armor that will act as “ornaments” on NEW gear. Existing gear will not be able to take advantage of this. So much for all the Menagerie gear I just grinded for.

They’ve only had a games division since September of 2016. Games take 3-5 or more years to make. Mobile games can be made in a few months, but they’ve been focused on developing PC games.

What? Clearly it’s the doritos ships.

Or just break the dry pasta in half before putting it in the boiling water? Why complicate matters?

Don’t worry, Bungo has learned from experience! The next new raid in 2 weeks time will be at power level 750 and will drop 6 hours after the season opens. So use those 6 hours to get up to light level wisely!

As long as your AGI is less than $66k/yr, you can file for free. See https://apps.irs.gov/app/freeFile/
for a list of links to IRS-approved participating vendors (includes H&R Block and Turbotax). People should go to the IRS website rather than try to find the free link themselves.

And smell faintly like poo the rest of the day? No thank you! I bought a Korean washlet with all the amenities for home and a $8 water bottle bidet for travel/work. Once you’ve gone bidet, you’ll never want to smear poo around again.

He’s just been signed on to direct Guardians of the Galaxy 4. Disney likes the cut of his pedophilia jokes.

Is there a list of accounts that can be tracked by interested parties?

“And guys like Shapiro or Tucker will gladly help with the money, because they are all horrible people.”