NYTimes gets extra points for combining shade with a play on words, 2 of my favorite things.

I assume that will be in the fall collection.

Just watched Miles Ahead and was so happy when he popped up.

Wait what? I thought it wasn’t out until this weekend! I have wasted DAYS!

I love how the rest aren’t even phased by his antics. Letting Keith be Keith. lol A win for us all.

We’re friends now.

Our nation is bad and belongs in the trash.

Keep in mind, these are the same people that mock the concept of triggering and safe spaces. The people that go on television and break down in tears over “No, the white guy right there.” They mock triggering and safe spaces.

They are two very different performers who happen to be sisters. I like them both, but lean towards Solange style-wise. However, Beyonce is the more talented singer, if we’re talking vocals ability. Solange has a weird, cool vibe I love. I generally don’t feel the need to compare the two, though. There really is room…

I don’t remote believe the Beyoncé gossip, mostly because I don’t believe Beyoncé ever stoops to full on fighting with her enemies. I would believe that Kim called Beyoncé and Beyoncé said nice-sounding things to her, and then Kim got off the phone and realized every last word Bey said to her was absolute shade.

You could just go “It’s a surprise!” and cackle while tenting your fingers when people ask that.

I do not understand how Samira’s face can be so cute. She’s too adorable.

Absolutely! Life is hard enough, the last thing I need is dead weight hanging around my neck. 10 bucks says he isn’t even that good in bed.

some people are just with anyone to be with anyone, then rather being alone, no matter how terrible another person is. I don’t get it, I would rather be alone.

Rich people* live in developed countries, poor people live in developing countries. Sometimes its even the same country!

I know, right? I translated some of the survey into words we simple women can understand:

“k. Changing relationship status before the man is ready”

HAHAHHA

Whenever you get a group of men together without female influence, things get very scary very quickly.