My 6 year old makes this same pouty face. His boobs are a lot smaller though, tbh.

These arms. I would give anything to have these arms. In theory, I would give anything. In practice, it looks like I'm going to hang on to my Starbursts.

Her bod is just AMAZING. She's my husband's free pass.

The Expendables 3 ... How To Train Your Dragon 2...

Pitbull looks like your friend's dad who is like a little too smooth to be a dad, but he's not exactly young and hip either. He thinks he is cool and suave but mostly he wears too much cologne, flirts with all the ladies and is the one who pours the teenagers drinks.

Or soccer. People here don't like music or soccer.

WISDOM.
Seu Jorge
Gilberto Gil
Milton Nacimento
Astrud Gilberto
Caetno Veloso
..Just off the top of my head.

Pitbull is a musical super villain whose power is picking better artists to sing incredibly catchy hooks on his songs. It's takes an incredible level of soulless corporate meddling to undermine that but leave it to the World Cup to pull it off.

Brazil has more quality musicians than Americans have dangerous guns. No need to have either of these mediocre has beens lead a batucada. Watching this video made me embarrassed.

Fixed it for you!

Beyghazilluminatielevator100thproblemgate.

Maybe she was gassy. She looks gassy.

A Borgezie always pays his debts?

That's exactly what I came here to say! "You're right, Emma, there's nothing inherently feminine about sewing. Sewing is for anyone who wants to make a costume for themselves."

And furthermore, Andrew, if all you meant is that traditionally, women have done more sewing than men, in the late 1800s in large American…

the thing I want you to take away from that clip is that if you tone it down a little here and change the set there (and get some less European looking hispanics) it could be the scene from a documentary.

but for gringos, "latino" is perfectly enough... differences schmifferences...