I’m feeling admiration for a sports talk host? What the shit is going on??

Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.

My first thought was “WTF were they thinking?!”

I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for that old man and his Android!

The only correct response.

Once upon a time on this website, such a joke’s punch line would have been —you guessed it— Frank Stallone.

64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.

This lembas is making me thirsty. 

So I met this guy named Sauron, yadda yadda yadda, now I’m a ringwraith.

*extremely Jerry voice*

Who the fuck cares? It’s a bathroom. You go in, do your business, wash your hands, and leave.

They can have falafel, but only if they call them “crunch patties.”

I think these women are saying they did Nazi this coming.

If he/she were a true hero, then she/he would have crashed Twitter forever and gone out like Slim Pickens on the HBomb