You folks have done an incredible job with these pieces. Thank you.

I hope that Goodyear gets royally fucked by all of this, as they deserve it.

Excellent work, guys!

I need a video of this hooning about. For science.

Corporate socialism is apparently the only palatable form for Americans.

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you...

He did not just cheat. A simple cheat I could live with. Two things:

Says Garrett the whiny little snowflake. Grow a pair. 

Bravo.

Fleury has such an odd shape to his career. He’s been great and won Cups, but he’s also been benched in the playoffs for Murray and Tomas Vokun. No doubt he’s playing out of his skull right now.

Spending money at Walmart is not the definitlyion of “spending wisely”. Buying there would squarely fall under “Save a penny, lose a dollar” to me.

What kills me about what you said is that money basically can guarantee intelligence and competence. Coming from the kind of privilege these sentient slime molds ooze from they have access to the highest levels of education and tutoring available, not to mention the clout to move into positions where they can access…

You utterly failed to recognize a tongue-in-cheek comment and you’re asking about *my* sense of humor??

No love for Flogging Molly?

Posting while drunk is never a good idea. The correct order is:

Tulip bulbs! Get your tulip bulbs!

Every business except the healthcare industry is interested in this. It’s 1/6 of the economy, so they have some “pull”, shall we say, with our government.

90s Mopar guy.

Wow, you’ve disproven the entire story by nitpicking an off hand joke at the end. Way to go, random internet detective!

LEMON, is a false story: