I don’t now, nor have I ever lived anywhere near Baltimore, yet I totally want to donate to her campaign. Until we get more prosecutors in the judicial system like her, things will never change.

Yeah ... we do, actually.

Wow. Of the dozen or so fucked up things about this story, the fact that there were deputieS (plural) involved makes my head spin even faster. So, there was more than one of you, and neither could come up with “hey Chuck, maybe roughing up a little old lady for sitting in the wrong seat is not an appropriate use of…

On CNN or MSNBC (don’t remember which) this afternoon, the guy who was Assistant Secretary of Homeland Security under Obama said that Clarke is probably the absolute worst choice for the job and shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near Homeland Security.

“which he paid for with his own money and delivered on his own”. Wouldn’t it be nice, if instead of spending 50 billion on a useless wall, or 50 billion on unnecessary military spending, or 900 billion on tax cuts for the rich, if our police, firemen, social workers and teachers had special monetary accounts available…

I would bet the continued existence of the multiverse that it’ll be 4 door only.

Does this mean the car is totaled?

It’s been sullied by poors.

welp... youll never get that bus.... heres another sexy commercial to make up for that :p

The trade has a secondary benefit: keeping Bishop away from the Flames or Blues.

For you, being trapped in a hotel in North Dakota during a blizzard in subzero temperatures will be a story you tell for the rest of your life. For midwesterners, it was Tuesday.

You think the nation that has the attention span of a goldfish is going to give a shit?

Well of course. Want the NFL’s attention? Wear brown socks with black shoes or something like that, and they’ll be up your ass within the hour.

Playing the anthem early pretty much proves the uselessness of playing it at all, right?