“The Party of Law and Order.”

Guessing the demographic we are talking here is likely to have never left their home state.

There isn’t a replacement? For what? SLS doesn’t exist! What’s being replaced if SLS finally does? I don’t know...but if you allocate the next 5 years’ money (that WOULD have been thrown at Alabama for absolutely dick) at something useful....

Having experienced a breach of a much smaller scale, we paid for identity protection for the known sufferers. The insurance we carried was helpful, but once we made a claim the price of the insurance skyrocketed. When we asked about for how long we could expect those prices to remain high, we were told “for the…

Probably the tenth time in a month something like this happened to them.

So, you’re saying more than 5 drivers got passed while racing instead of the pits? Because to me that’s a more exciting race. Not this one-pit-stop-pass-only-on-pit-stop stuff.

So they can move surfing across the planet (they have beaches in France, don’t they?) but decide to hold the triathlon in a poison poop-filled river that has been illegal to swim in for 130 YEARS?

Little bird might have mentioned you’re moving on from Jalopnik...sorry to hear it, I always enjoy your content. Great luck to you in your next big thing!

That Jeep is still a thing after DECADES of crap is proof that Americans, generally, simply don’t make good financial decisions.

10/10 would watch every week. Simple and competitive. Let’s get started on this tout de suite.

Who has time for this?

I mean it says it right there on the sign in front: “CHRISTIAN SCHOOL.” To complain that rights are being trampled: Yeah, duh. You knew the job was dangerous yadda yadda

Almost shocked to see an American brand represented at all on a reliability list.

Fifty years of child-rearing theory telling every kid they’re special. Of course adults do this: they’ve been soaked in gold and never told the truth about themselves in their entire existence.

Chances are good that, now that the tunnel is there, someone else puts a people-mover or something similar down there that would be simpler, more sustainable and easier to access for mobility-impaired folks.

Did you miss the part of the articles where thefts plunged after these laws were put into effect?

I feel like trying this in a city where six drops of rain hitting the pavement means carnage, death and destruction on every highway in the region mayyyyyy be a stretch.

OH GOD NO

Does Go Media have an entire magazine devoted to Florida News? I’ll await my check in the mail, you’re welcome.

When I was a kid, we used to play Capture the Flag using IAH’s three terminals as the playing field. Thirty of us. Halcyon days.