Your cellulite is fine, babe. Slap some body shimmer on it!

I’ve been to a few music festivals and a lot of concerts and I will always prefer just seeing the artist on a standard ticket. Music festivals are exhausting, and not in the fun “danced my ass off to a band I love” kind of way. They’re “had to fight past fucked up people positioning themselves for the best instagram…

Avoid upper floors in the company of Russians named Defenestrationov.

Did...Rebecca Black do something to her face? Is it just the photo? I know she was young when that Friday song came out but...I don’t remember her looking like that.

I cannot wait for this dumb tiny sunglasses trend to die.

You see the same, as mentioned above, with the white murderers - they shoot and kill many people, often after years of violent/racist rhetoric, membership of hate groups, and past aggression, but white people want to talk about mental illness. Yet when a black man is murdered for selling cigarettes, white people want…

“We NEED a real businessman in there!”

Sometimes I see things like this and I can’t help but feel jealous that all these people are richer, younger and hotter than me, without a care in the world. It really feels it’s 18th century France with the queen and the courtesans.

Implicit bias has shown up gruesomely in the past few weeks in (white) reactions to the six black children killed by their two mothers. The responses of many white people have been to scramble for ways to elevate the “humanity” of Sarah and Jessica Hart and emphasize what “loving, selfless parents” they were.

I’ve been assaulted on my way home as a child by black people simply for being white in a poor neighborhood. I’ve been passed over and left to walk away without a haircut from barber shops in that same neighborhood growing up. I’ve been robbed and called every cracker, honkey, hoojee, snowflake, birdshit, paleface…

Why is that? So, bottom button is just useless fashion visual not to be used?

Legitimately thought that said Orlando Bloom until I clicked through, lol. I’m not quite awake this morning.

Yes, but only at the very top of the industry. Wages fall WAY off as you go down, with the wealthiest performer having a net worth of about 30 million, #10 having about 3 million and #100 having less than 300k. Considering how many performers there are in the industry, that doesn’t really bode well overall.

We don’t like him here either. Please take him back.

OMG - what is his appeal? Is he supposed to be funny? He just seem so...obsequious. Can’t watch.

It’s great that you guys still like James Corden over there, and long may it continue. It keeps his UK appearances to a minimum.

Oh I know full well about this. I’m currently being bombarded by packages I didn’t order because someone opened an account in my name. Amazon tells me there’s nothing they can do and are protecting the account holder. Meanwhile, I have a bin full of random stuff made in China. Here’s a pic of three days worth...

My story isn’t about Amazon specifically, but I did receive an unsolicited package once. It was addressed to me, but I hadn’t ordered it. I didn’t know what it was, and I was suspicious that it was some sort of scam, so I wrote “RETURN TO SENDER” in large letters, and left it in my mailbox. My mailman wouldn’t take it…

I received a package a few years ago with some sparkly cell phone cases, copies of Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez’s latest CDs at the time, and a couple of other teen-oriented things that escape me at the moment. Emailed Amazon, they said “whoops, our mistake, keep it.”

We live on “Elm Parkway” and not far away there is an “Elm Street.” So we do get occasional misdeliveries. If it’s mail we mark it and put it back in the box for pickup the next day. But one time we got three big boxes via UPS to someone at yet another version of the street name. The outside of the boxes indicated…