love her, love her work, but not being able to pronounce siouxsie sioux was sort of a deal breaker for me.

I’ll wear the cap, cause it FITS!

what about someone who is less than half the age of 80 and got rid of cable years ago... just to have an antenna and watch basic cable all day every day for free? but still misses HGTV with a passion and watches it whenever I decide to make myself another free trial of a streaming service? are they out of touch? or…

I’m Texan and the Waco love is baffling. Like, besides the damn silos that my mom is begging me to take her to because ??? what else is there to even do there? It’s the saddest town.

Sometimes you need to be able to have something that you aren’t concentrating really intensely on while doing laundry/cleaning house. This is what Fixer Upper was MADE for.

I have never watched Home Town because of the commercials: using that Sheryl Crow song is the first mistake and that woman telling me to “...just git up and DEW IT!” is the second. Just no. I haven’t watched Chip & Joanna in a couple years, out of pure annoyance, so I am not eager for a similar replacement.

That is some grade A edginess. You are hard fucking core. Whew.

Vintage Flip is still on, I really like that one. They’re a nicer version of Tarek and Christina and not every house ends up looking the same.

I hate this show. It’s wholesome, sugar coated, chalkpainted bullshit is already bland af. Farmhouse industrial will be the as cringe worthy in 10 years as “90s death by beige” and “early 2000s McMansion” is now.

I used to love Fixer Upper until HGTV started playing it damn near 24/7 with non-stop marathons. There’s only so many airings of the show I can take. Also, I don’t really like the watered down, replacement contenders. I still love House Hunters. They had a show called Hunting Vintage they aired for a couple of weeks…

So the guy makes tiny arthouse indie movies with his friends that hardly anyone ever goes to see because they’re conventionally uninteresting and more or less unmarketable.

He reads like all your worst Tinder dates rolled into one.

Yup. And of course he needed some Black people when the movie was about singing because we are, of course, great for that kind of thing.

“How much do you think about diversity in terms of filmmaking?

She was so meh on American Horror Story. Of course, most of the actors were. There wasn’t much to do.

There’s still time!

I have always thought Vincent Gallo was hot in that really gross, shameful way. Like, I would but I wouldn’t want my friends knowing about it. But he’d have to buy the drinks: ain’t no way I’d pay a red cent for a night with him.

I had the same problem! That’s why I gave up on it when I was a kid but then I heard that it got really good reviews from feminists and I gave it another try. Basically things start falling apart and it’s revealed that his marriage to Margie was even creepier (and well illegal) than it seemed at first and he refuses…

This is not helping me with trying to disconnect her from Nikki in Big Love. Still convinced she wasn't really acting in that one.

Good lord... “And even black chicks..”?!? I thought nothing could be worse than the Craigslist Casual Encounters posts.. This is worse.