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I wish more celebrities would flat out say, “I apologize for my shitty comments earlier” when issuing a mea culpa rather than using the trite as heck Hollywood apology template.

Hell no! No one should force you into exposure therapy. Not cool.

I truly hope that if I ever end up with a kid that they are this awesome.

I had read that her line of handbags sold pretty well in East Asia so I’m guessing that’s where her fragrance did (does?) too.

My ex once used Dial hand soap (da fuck??) to wash his business before sex but didn’t rinse it off well enough...

My ex from almost 2 years ago recently messaged me via Facebook and sent me a FB friend request. He asked me how things were and I responded/accepted (albeit a week after he sent it since I don’t use Facebook much anymore) with an update including the fact that my dog, whom he lived with, has been diagnosed with a

Crazy Days and Nights (which will straight up name the celebrities if the source is deemed “credible” enough) wrote back in December that Chris had cheated on Ana. There’s other stuff too if you go back into the archives. I feel bad for any couple that’s splitting up, but I saw this coming thanks to the good ol’ (not

Also, his message, towards the end, is aimed at women. Like “you, too, can find a man to validate you despite your imperfect, chunky, stretchmark-y bodies, ladies!” Huzzah! Thank you, random man, for this insight! *Barfs*

Do you have a link to that? It sounds really insightful. I guess it reveals what we all know to be true about trolls, though we rarely get the satisfaction of having our suspicions confirmed.

Or the guys who make a huge point of saying, “But I don’t care what you look like!” when you haven’t made a damn peep about your appearance. Naw, bro, you don’t get a pat on the back for that one, I still want someone to think I’m hot. They act like they’re so cosmically advanced that they transcend physical

$$empowerment$$

This is the link but it’s sold out. :/

If she gained 10 pounds she’d be ~promoting “obesity”~ and if she loses weight then she’s a “traitor.” It’s ridiculous. I don’t care that she’s a model, women can’t do anything right according to some people.

I felt similarly when Ali Michael went back to modeling. Like, this industry played a hand in your self-destruction and you want to go back? Ultimately though know very little about these women and they may have come to terms with the bs that exists in fashion and made peace with their struggle. Regardless, it’s for

Argh, yes! If I just add the tiniest bit here then my eyes will be even.

This post needs all the stars.

Ya know, usually I feel the same way about people like Shannon (folks like the 20lbs overweight Instagrammer who likes to co-opt fat posi stuff with their barelyyyyy visible belly outline and consider it a radical act— but I digress....) but, damn, that woman has had so much pain in her eyes since day 1 of filming

When I watch House Hunters with my mom she always reminds me that a lot of the participants have parents who help them out by giving them a wad of cash as a down payment. Makes sense to me...I mean, I know not all millennials are doomed but I don’t know how else these kids in their mid twenties are buying $300k houses