A big nose gives you character! At least that’s what Patti Mayonnaise told Doug Funnie when he was super self-conscious about his— and Patti would never lie!

I’m really glad things are working out for you and you have that amazing username to add to that list.

You might feel embarrassed but you also sound classy as all heck and that’s not something I can say for most people.

It’s gross enough that Trump & Co. are bullying adults but it’s becoming painfully clear that even children won’t be spared. And now we’re basically telling these kids from select countries that, no matter what they do, it’s not good enough. No amount of talent or brilliance is going to reverse the ridiculously racist…

They’re going to have to work a lot harder if they want to reach this level of dead behind the eyes:

I loved that quote about how she doesn’t drink which made me go, “Yeah, but what about all the other shit you do, ‘cause I’ve read your tweets, girl.”

Fuck Seasonal Affective Disorder is how I’m feeling. I’m depressed year round but my hospitalizations tend to occur in the summer and my OCD has been getting worse as the weeks progress (I’ve been wearing fucking gloves to drive and take the dog out so that’s new and kind of unnerving not to mention getting $$).

I think Ferris said it best...

I can’t stand the annoying expats though who say that they want to be immersed in the culture and live like the locals and then bitch and moan about lack of US amenities (“This beautiful view of downtown upsets me because me balcony won’t fit my grill.” “Where’s my side-by-side refrigerator?!” “Separate rooms for…

They’re the same folks who listen to rap and giggle over it which are also the same people who throw signs in their Instagram photos they take while vacationing in the Hamptons.

But great, unlikable characters are still compelling and you want to see more of them despite their flaws. That definitely isn’t the case with GirlBoss.

I’m 30 and really just focusing on growing lasting friendships at this point. In this day and age, romantic relationships are often fleeting. I want to invest in people who aren’t going to dick me over. If a person comes out of nowhere who is cool and blows my mind and we fall in love? Neato. But I’m not counting on…

I was cheated on in a relationship (multiple times— much of which didn’t reveal itself until after we had broken up) and the cruelest thing they did to me wasn’t the cheating itself (i.e. ending my belief that we were ~soulmates~ or even creating a pervasive feeling of mistrust in men)— it was knowing that they made a…

Thank you for allowing me to live vicariously through your awesome, British life. <3

Seems like everyone wants to copy them...

Story of my life

If people want a sepia drenched doc about the Versace dynasty then they should call up my boy Ken Burns. Ryan Murphy is good at what he does— kitsch-laden, genre melding programming that entertains younger folks while not neglecting the 30+ crowd.

Upon first glance I thought Donatella was being portrayed by Heidi Montag :/

Wut?!