and nerds, and black kids, teachers, and every other normal kid that is blamed for stuff they did not do while the bullies get away

judged a state's "tightness" and "looseness" on a variety of factors

me, I thought it was a miracle the salt didn't immediately dissolve that slug.

Probably not Santa, he would have ordered milk. He is an ass man though, that much is true. The amount of time he spends facing nine reindeer's haunches has given him a real appreciation for the behind.

My jaw dropped at the bit about the salt shaker and stayed dropped for the rest of the article.

Kids today!

CHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BWAAAAAM daaaaaaaam BWAM dam.

we are vamp-o.

And what of people who work the graveyard shift? Are we not vamps?

Really? Guess I'm not cool because I do this when I stay up all night.:

From what I understand, it's also EXTREMELY NSFW.

Here's a perfect GIF for this story :

Really?? If someone posted a picture of the book depository with NO context you would be able to identify it?

Because you're always on our lawns! With your smarty phones and your eye pads and your fancy coffee drinks we can't pronounce. Damn whippersnappers. My walker doesn't have blue tooth!

You did catch the international bit, yes? Living as an expat, I've discovered you really can't take for granted what (even incredibly intelligent) people do and do know about events around the globe. As a Canadian, I have heard of the disaster even though I was at the ripe old age of 1 when it occurred. However, I…

They say it's an international employee as well, which explains it more. Also, millennials still know about history, but you have to remember as more time goes on and more and more events pile up, things that were a BIG deal at the time often become a blip on the historical radar later, and niche history for people…

This site is all over the place in tone and philosophy. I come here mostly to laugh and cement the reason why I only consider myself an misanthrope and not a feminist of any sort.

It doesn't change anything i was just replying to the person who asked if it was fake, it also deals with how in the UK classism is a big deal and how these assholes will probably end up running the country.

I...don't think they will.