Damn, I guess I'm a failure.

At least DiCaprio turned out alright...

Alan Thicke did NOT raise a tool. How dare you.

My father is a 6'6" 61-year-old woodworker and a self-proclaimed feminist. It IS possible, Pharrell.

Yeah, and in this life, too.

I don't want to say that makes two of us, but...

So basically, everyone hates Hilaria Baldwin? I am cool with that.

I'm sure MadPiglet apologizes for not knowing every single piece of news released lately. Very, very sorry.

Are you saying that there would have been more empathy in a small town in Oklahoma?

what they want isn't "most women", though. They feel entitled to the size 4, white, rich, blonde sorority girl (80% of this or more is about looking good to other men!) and see the women they could actually get as "beneath them".... while the women they want, are so far out of their league that they're in orbit. If…

"Whyyyy do men think women are never lonely, rejected, ignored?! Is it because the "dime pieces" are literally the only ones on your radars?"

The secret is I didn't eat any.

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I'm a straight woman who feels like no one's attracted to me. I "peaked" over ten years ago according to men. At least men don't depreciate like fucking cars. Whyyyy do men think women are never lonely, rejected, ignored?! Is it because the "dime pieces" are literally the only ones on your radars?

I like to shop online and I've noticed that a lot of department stores are carrying clothes like this. One thing I looked at was a "Small" which covered a size 0 to size 6. Those are not remotely the same sizes!

Oh good, Small, Medium and Large. The sizing index where nothing fits correctly except t-shirt and pajama pants.

I like that you're having to explain this repeatedly. It's not that it's a hard narrative to grasp in concept, it's just that this idiot is completely unbelievable.

I think I would probably tell any lie rather than admit that I passed out from holding my breath on purpose. While driving.

WHAT KIND OF SORCERY WAS THAT

Just in case people aren't watching the video - the picture at the top is her "before." (No, the "after" doesn't look like Jennifer Lawrence either.)