To be fair I've found that color matching is really A LOT of trial and error...and wastes $$$$. A necessary evil though :(

I witnessed myself sitting in urine on the #50 RIPTA bus...for the second time in two years. As if it weren't bad enough that the bus always reeks of such things...to sit in it is another form of punishment.

::Mind blown::

Noooooooo. This is completely false. In fact, HSV1 (cold sore virus) can be transmitted genitally. Both types can be present on either area...or around your eyes, or hands....

This is why new partners hate me. Because, despite them whining about how they've received a full battery of tests, I know that almost none of them will have ever been tested for HSV1 or 2. You basically have to be in tears begging for the test if you want it.

And I'm sure they expected you to be sooooo grateful for their unsolicited remarks. Ughh. Sure, some people want a lot of fanfare with weight loss but there are many of us who just want to be left alone.

I'd like to sincerely thank you for adding "pukeatronic" to my vocabulary.

I don't think so because the celebrities (or their handlers) are entirely in control of their Instagram whereas the paparazzi still present the element of surprise and catching celebrities in compromising situations.

My male friend has a Pinterest that is carefully curated to showcase wedding dresses and fighter jets...on the same page. Its amazing.

We need an "I'm not like a regular mom. I'm a cool mom" Mean Girls gif here, please.

I was a pretty good egg...But I KNOW that if the internet had been more prevalent when I was younger (I'm 27 now) there is a good chance I would have posted even more asinine comments/photos/etc.

Ughhhh, I know! I hate when people try to give me skincare advice. Thanks, y'all, but you haven't told me anything a doctor/pal/stranger hasn't told me. And, surprise, my skin still loathes me!

Ever since the "Nacirema" tribe in Sociology 101 I will never duped by such a thing again! Nice try, Internet!!

I couldn't articulate what I wanted to say, but your comment is succinct and spot on if you ask me.

When I worked for Borders a few years ago I got to spend 3+ hours handing David Sedaris copies of Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk and making conversation with him. HE WAS SO DELIGHTFUL! He was genuinely sweet and hilarious to everyone.

Yup, just look at Marilyn Monroe's original schnozz (which I found cute, for what it's worth).

Remember how many beautiful women there were in the 1950s and 1960s, without any surgery? And now, thanks to degeneration, we have this.

Joan Crawford gifs? Anyone? Bueller?

I was cheated on shamelessly by an ex who I was supposed to move in with. We broke up and he immediately had the girl he cheated on me with move in. They had this "band" and would always talk about it like giggly teenagers and yammer on about it but it never amounted to more than a couple embarrassing open mics…

Precisely what I was thinking. I would have been out for blood after that.