She makes me want to like her music.

Why would you take the 5 of you are going from Downtown to Thousand Oaks. Also, it’s just the 5 not I-5.

History time!

We say the 5, not the I-5.

(because there’s no higher number than one)

oh shit, do you think she has orthorexia? I had a friend that had it, but this is kind of nuanced in her situation no? I just figured she recommended absurdist things outside of health as well (vagina eggs?).

There’s an easy answer to that last question. She has an eating disorder. She’s also greedy.

A seven week cleanse is an eating disorder. I’m sure she “needs” to remain trim and so forth for her brand and career, but her version of “healthy” is neurosis.

Diane Kruger spent $4 million on an apartment and that’s the view?

Beyond the moral issues of racism. It’s an ensemble cast. Even from the coldest most rational place it makes sense to offer as much diversity as possible to attract as many different ethnicities of viewers as possible.

Never tell me the odds.

It’s probably not even just about the backup dancers. We all have that one person who maybe was nice at one time, but the passive aggressive digs keep coming or you can sense that they don’t like you, but people tell you that you’re being too sensitive. Then when there is an actual story to tell, you latch on to it,…

Just because you don’t see atheists doing good in the world doesn’t mean we aren’t. We don’t do it in the name of atheism. We just do it.

No one, including Rihanna.

Rihanna could show up in a literal hefty bag and Jez/the internet would trip all over themselves to claim it’s haute couture. She looks like she’s going to the prom in 1995.

I REALLY wanted to like this show (I think Aziz Ansari is smart and funny and as a Parks & Rec fan, I was totally primed to love Master of None), but I quit after only a couple episodes. I felt like I got what they were going for in terms of the feel and tone of the show, but the acting is so stilted and the dialogue…

Right? Cuz somebody could’ve just done that IRL and it would be cheaper. And better.

I would love to know what kind of food product requires being dredged in flour and then boiled, but, then again, why would logic apply?

Now I just desperately want a Melissa McCarthy as Abbie Lee movie. It would be amazing.