Jenner's biggest accomplishment is that he somehow manages to be the biggest ass in that photo.

Well I have eyes, so yes. Put it this way, her ass is as real as her nose, as her breasts, as her mother's nose, her mother's breasts, her mothers stomach, her grandmother's breasts, her grandmother's nose, her grandmother's facelift.....and so on. Her instagram shows she comes from a family of women who are head to…

Stassa, I like your style. It's clean and refreshingly not try-hard. Keep on keepin on.

Washington and Paltrow are both Spence alumns, better known as the school from

Thats not a title, it's a MadLib.

My ex husband never got that I was asking him out (we were teenagers), so I finally just told him to come to the movies with me and a big group of friends. And asked him to pick me up. We get to the movie and he's like, "...where's everyone else?"

Smiling, trying to hide that I'm sweating nervously, then leaving.

The image is fairly crisp.

The Mayer girls:

I have now tried three times with Breaking Bad, so I sympathize. The furthest I've gotten is a couple of episodes into season 2. Eventually I start to think, it's paced so slowly, and I don't like any of these characters, so why am I spending my time trying so hard for a TV show?

This music is really bad and I can't see her as anything but Pennsatucky in a bad wig.

Part of a complete imbalanced mental state. YUM.

The one and only Tearios.

well, technically they ARE dead....

I don't know, I'm quite atheist and sick of the endless self righteousness of many, many religious people- but still, there is no need to be an asshole. I mean, don't be a dick just to be a dick...which this sorta looks like.

As a staunch atheist, I'm usually all for ripping on Christianity, but publicly disrespecting someone else's religion is taking an even lower road. Just swap out the crucifix for any other item of a different religion, and is it still funny? The only message I see is "Hey kids, make a photo doing this to get a…

I'll probably get flamed for this...

I believe the true unsung hero here is the young lady in the back, killing her FUCKING DRUM SET!!!!