I sense a lie. Was it FDR who said “talk softly and carry your big dick.”

I believe that Rhonda is the grandmother and the woman passed out in the car. I don't think the biological parents have entered the story yet.

Supersizers Go British Bake Off!

If there was a God the Koch Brothers would get what they deserve. They once saw the Duke Brothers in Trading Places and thought it was an instructional video.

Here here. Plus size is either try too hard trendy or depressingly matronly. Old Navy has very decent basics right now. They are going back to their GAP roots but with better fits.

Just sew a snap in between the buttons. If you are lazy you can just use a safety pin.

I always felt like Gaga has promising elements but as a whole the music and writing is always underwhelming.

I accidentally did that on shrooms once. It was so fucking scary.

65 is way too much for these glasses. Especially when they are trendy novelty glasses. I guess they have to pay for all their gimmicks though. Thanks for doing the leg work. It's for science!

Honestly, I would have more respect for her if she walked around Burning Man like the top image.

Krang belly! That would be an awesome Halloween costume. Bonus points for dressing as Krang’s android body.

Well, this site has totally fallen apart. I am looking for alternative sites if anyone has them.

Why do these Titanic posts keep popping up? Is there a way to like unsubscribe?

I am confused by the order of events. I was at an art walk when someone drove up onto the sidewalk where hundreds of pedestrians were walking in big packs. It was really scary and and people were panicking trying to get away from the car, cramming into a nearby gallery. I can still hear people pounding on the window…

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I can’t edit my comment but Deadshot was changed to Deadpool by auto-correct.

You didn’t think it was misogynistic when two women were punched in the face for laughs? How about when El Diablo’s deepest desire was a blow job from his dead wife. Also, Flag wasn’t told to smack up his girlfriend. Deadpool told him to smack his girlfriend on the ass and tell her to stop destroying the world.

Katy Perry's brand is look at my boobs and Taylor isn't. It doesn't mean that Katy is doing anything off brand. Also, I can't tell if she's squinting or if she is getting tired of Orlando's shit but she's mean mugging in some of those pics.

I watched Monument Men on a flight. It was hilarious to see the poor attempts to cover the nudity in the art work that they were recovering but the bizarre part was the swearing was removed. I understand if the airlines are trying to get ahead of ridiculous people complaining about seeing something on another person's…

Well, I don’t like the sexism involved in tabloids. However, actors are ridiculously over paid, they live in acompletely different reality than the average person with a different legal system and people to cater and coddle them constantly and those are the trade offs for the invasive public profile that they have.…