No, but I wouldn't mind trying.

Look, I just want to lay back and get my pussy licked. What’s wrong with just receiving? Hopefully, you’re with someone who gets off on being a giver.

The plastic ring is very stiff. I was surprised.

I was not feeling the soft cup. I had trouble removing it, which freaked me the fuck out. When I finally did I was covered up to my wrist in blood. Luckily, I tried it when I knew I was going to be at home but it would have been disastrous if I was at work.

Wait, can her campaign show the children’s faces without releases signed by their Guardians?

Europeans have major problems with racism. The first being that they don't acknowledge it.

You are fighting the good fight on this post.

Actually, she survived a major car accident. Her legacy and personal style are beyond compare. Besides what do her looks have to do with her work as a creative director?

Eh. There isn’t alot of musicality to this track. I do appreciate that Kendrick is taking shots at Kim. Orange sheets and let's make a movie? He can pretend that's about someone else but it totally fits.

Just for reference.

I remember the stars too. I used to have one until the Gawker hack. I couldn't access my old SN so I made a new one. Been invisible ever since.

Instantly thought of this gem.

Child rapist. The victim was 12.

Poor Farrah. That family has some dark secrets.

She is human equivalent of dry toast. If it wasn't for nepotism she wouldn't be in entertainment because there is nothing entertaining about her.

Jennifer Lopez has been around for a couple of decades. That doesn't mean she can sing or act.

I appreciate your optimism. You seem nice.

Oh god, the group Fast and the Furious costume is almost as offensive as the black face.

It’s not his first alcohol related crime. When he was 15 he was arrested because he was drunk and had a naked passed out 14 year old in the flat bed of his pickup truck in his high school parking lot. So underage drinking and sometimes being drunk in your car, even if it is parked, is still considered DUI