I quit smoking and I miss cigarettes EVERYDAY! It’s been three years and I had one cheater cigarette and now the voice is even worse. I don’t miss waking up in the morning with a hacking cough and the holes burned into my clothes from stray cherries. I used to smoke a pack a day and I would lie about the amount…

Good. The original series was amazing, the next generation was fun for nostalgia purposes but after that generation it was a ridiculous mess.

They better offer something juicy in the next two episodes or they are going to lose a lot of viewers in the long cold winter between seasons.

Ok, I get the Niki Minaj/Little Kim comparison because Niki is derivative of Kim in a few ways but the only similarity between Ariana Grande and Mariah Carey is their hair color and occupation.

Demi Moore didn’t disappear because she had kids. She disappeared because she was in a series of very expensive high-profile flops.

These women have savy stylist that know the majority of their scenes are talking heads or diners. That means that you usually see their costumes from the nipples up.

What’s the point of wearing clothes to a rave anyways. Don’t you tear them off when you start rolling because you just want to feel freeeeeeeeeeee. Unst unst unst unst. I love you and I don’t even know you. Let’s make out. Oh look at that.

I was a little judgemental about them. One day I told my mom what I thought about them. Then she informed me that I was a leashed child because I was the middle kid and my sister wasn’t good at holding on to my hand. I never even knew.

It sounds like you wanted the whole movie laid out for you on a platter. You didn’t get the significance of the green place? I am sorry, if you don’t understand that then you weren’t really paying attention. The green place is freedom, it’s Furiosa’s childhood home that she was abducted from, it’s their last chance to…

I think FKA twigs is interesting as a performer but her music is one note. Well is one note and then she kind of talk sings and then she sings that one note again. I think she needs to collaborate with more musicians and work on that aspect of her craft a little.

Nope, Gin and Tonic is right. Don’t double down on stupidity.

Damn, when did Miley turn into a low-rate Ke$ha? Get yourself together girl.

As a tall person who needs to stick my feet under the seat in front of me, I think this kind of sucks.

This is a totally inappropriate colum. These people have benefited from their parents being politicians but they didn’t ask for it. I can imagine what it must feel like inheriting this kind of scrutiny. I understand that their parents choices have made these people targets but their children did not consent to bring…

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I really like Mindy Kaling and the Mindy Project had a lot of potential... But... It was a half hour romcom and it was frankly unwatchable after the first couple episodes. It’s just not fun to watch something so one note.

Agent Carter is awesome!

The lack of begging for head would have tipped me off.

I don’t know, her sister Kathy is a vile human being. Kyle and Kim were child actors. Kim was actually a child star. The odds are stacked against her being a decent person.

Ha ha ha, he bought it from Western for 20 bucks. Doubt it. Costumers have very sticky fingers and Western would most definitly know what a Selznick Pictures Scarlet production dress is.