She’s made some calls to the police about “those people.”

That was one of probably 40+ affirmative defenses included in the Answer. Along with consent, latches, statute of limitations, third party liability etc etc etc. It's boilerplate used in every single case to cover all bases. It does not mean the city is accusing plaintiff of causing the incident under the facts as…

That’s not what Mario said... though I suspect you know that since you had to make up a different quote 

This “blame” is a stock standard affirmative defense. It’s automsticaly included in any responsive pleading where it’s remotely possible because if not raised it’s waived.  It would be malpractice not to include it.  It doesn’t mean it’s an actual argument that’s being raised.  

these guys watched more talented guys get the boot for fighting in college or high school or AA ball. the one thing they know not to do is throw the first punch in center field when you’re running six feet from the guys you’re supposedly mad at.

I actually kind of get this one. Cervelli is sitting there listening to this dude bitch and moan and it is probably getting kind of boring so he’s like fuck it let me stand up, walk away and let this guy do his thing. Then Eaton sees the catcher walk away and now he is being shown up so he says something to him…

These clips are mesmerizing like a lava lamp. I could spark up a joint and sit and stare at them all night long.

Wow, his mom’s still getting on him and his dirty laundry.

Is Schlamazel the Yiddish word for "coolest fucking dude on the planet"?

There’s always money in the burrito stand.

Lobsterfest 2: All Tail

The “wearing gloves inside” look worked for this guy, for a while.

I can’t believe people are falling for this smoke and mirrors show.

 someone who I broadly disagreed with on another article made one very fine point: often the assholes who take the time to learn to groom and manipulate children do the same to adults. I suspect that was at play.

The thing I find so confounding about the complicity of USAG/MSU/USOC is... why? Once the allegations started to surface, why keep him? Did this shitstain appear to offer anything special? Did he seem to possess unique skills above and beyond the average sports medicine practitioner? Or was it really just the purely…

I don’t know why, but the lost jaw is way more horrifying than someone having their whole head blown off. Dead is easier than being jaw-and-toothless, maybe?

The ‘90s were a lawless time.

I have news for you that you might want to sit down for: your parents didn’t come out of the room for this event because they were fucking.

When I was 4 or 5, my grandparents lived across the street from a large municipal water tower. One of my dumb-ass uncles (yes, I have more than one uncle who is a dumb-ass) decided to aim some rockets at the water tower. Although a 6oz rocket has little chance of damaging a 10,000 gallon water tower, one of the…

So you’re Sid from Toy Story is what I’m hearing.