Glad to see the police are keeping tabs on those radicals at the Susquehannock Wildlife Society.

Also, I’m fucking amazed that these people let cops into their house without a warrant, dug through their own trash to give them evidence, AND provided them with identification so they could check for warrants. The proper response would have been to tell Officer Drug Dog to fuck right off and to then call your lawyer.

Sure, typical Deadspin bullshit. Embiid dunks on a dude in a park and he’s a fucking hero.
Meanwhile, Richie Incognito attempts to tackle a dude at 24hour Fitness and he’s, “Mentally unstable.”

So weird that Roseanne would be feeling such economic insecurity when her show was just picked up for a second season.

I’m not sure anything could be more American than The Bud Light National Anthem Presented by Aflac

Counterpoint: Public shaming may be the tool most appropriate to change not only his behavior, but that of the next racist.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

found the official track statement:

I would love to hear this with a non-potato mic.

This season, Heimlich has once again been pretty great for the Beavers

Glad to see our police have military equipment from 2016 and photo equipment from 1996.

Guys, it’s clearly the head of dick.

I misread the headline as “mischievous dog”.

Even if undeniable evidence came out that 45 himself actually performed the abortion on a love-fetus from an affair and consumed it with a bucket of fried chicken, half of his supporters would scream FAKE NEWS and the other half would find some contorted rationalization that he’s still the one that Gawd and Jeebus…

A face only a mother could love

Yes, Alex should definitely travel from Southern California to Ohio to buy a Subaru Baja

This is some sort of lengthy parable about the Capital’s playoff performance, isn’t it?