You know they’re the type of people that were making fun of the smart kids in class while celebrating their own dumbassery.

November 8, 2016. It was a Tuesday.

Back in my day I was taught evolution by nuns. There was no controversy. These were well educated women teaching facts. Their faith wasn’t threatened by this.

Hasn’t your president been indicted for corruption? I’d want a distraction to laugh at too in your shoes.

In the meantime, Mitch McConnell has just sent a revised health care bill to the CBO trying to push it through. This seems like a distraction so we’re not thinking about them taking away our healthcare today.

You’re whiny cause you don’t want veterans to be homeless/sick/poor/hungry. Sooo whiny. /s

Adding except for the ones that need health care, mental health services, housing and food stamps earned me a big old bunch of whine babies and a few blocks.

It reminds me of the disease of the alcoholic family. Deny reality at all costs. Never trust, never feel.

Stephen Colbert said that this wasn’t a new low: this was cruising altitude for the President.

Also, who actually gets a “face-lift” anymore? This isn’t the 80s. It’s all about the fillers and injectables.

I don’t feel like this is a new low, solely for the fact that we’ve had lower lows before.

Not only that, there seems to be a visceral bawk, like he makes her physically sick.

He is delightfully paradoxic in that he is a huge dick with a very small penis.

There’s literally no way a woman whom had or expected to have plans in public would get a facelift then go out. If you can bleed, you’re in hiding after a facelift. Also, no woman gets a facelift during the holidays. That’s just a fact.

And now we know why all the Trump outlets were trying to play the “nah collusion is totes okay guys!” card earlier this week.

I am too cheap to pay to get around the paywall.

Damn you guys. Call me crazy but I’m starting to think that some kind of fuckery went on with the election!!

I remember in 1995, when Hillary was derided for calling the vast right wing conspiracy a vast right wing conspiracy.

“Mr. President, I just want to say never have I seen a tallywacker more visually appealing as yours and I just want to say that it’s an honor to look at your johnson and balls.”

Age of consent is 16 in Minnesota.