I don’t know who the fuck you think you are responding to. Fuck you.

I prefer the more flamboyant Republican Law of Suffering and Death. 

When I go to the gym, they have a row of TV sets hanging from the ceiling for us cardio people to watch. They’ve had 3 sets with different news channels, all next to each other. CNN, FOX in the middle, and MSNBC. Looking at what each channel is covering is mind-boggling. I’ll look up and see one show talking about the…

Ive seen what people do on computer, my niece could have made that video on paint with her IDroid smart slate.

This terrorist only got 4 years in prison? He wasn’t pulled over by a cop and shot point blank four or five times? Huh.

Sounds eminently fair. Now charge Alex Jones and his cadre of yapping loony’s for inciting him.

I know one person is very disappointed rn:

Go home, Donald, you’re drunk.

What’s even more hilarious is that supposedly, Trump threatened Comey with the non-existent tapes to make sure that Comey told the truth ... and then Trump attacked Comey for lying.

I don’t think he lied. He has the tapes, they just don’t say what he wants them to say.

Other than your tiny, withered soul.

At least she wasn’t a little bitch like you.

Also he actually sued people that tried to leave, so maybe no you cant take your money else where

As a white guy, I can comfortably that I don’t hate white people at all. In fact, I know at least one that I like more than all other people (me). I was making a joke while using the trope of the conservative uncle (I don’t actually have uncles). The joke landed. I was around 7 when Clinton was copping blowies in the…

Technical term for that is a yule log.

You’re the one that made his opinion relevant, dipshit, when you used it to make a point (which isn’t exactly clear).

You brought him up. Why you getting all butt hurt when people respond to that?

When I worked for Time Warner Cable slangin innanets, this one woman told me “And make sure you don’t send any negro technicians to my house”

No basic cable for you, ho

No, but denying your child healthcare can be.

I am absolutely down with throwing people out of the hospital or clinic and letting them die. Fuck them. If they are refusing to let their child receive treatment, throw them out, assign a medical caseworker to the child and treat the kid. This action should trigger an investigation into having their children taken…