thank you for making my exact point, booboo

what exactly are you all het up about?

What on earth are you talking about?

One. That demanding tone of yours can go right back up the asshole it came out of. There's a POLITE way to achieve what you want without being a total douchebag about it. Like being as nice as I can here, who the fuck are you to speak to someone like that? Christ on a cracker.

Many people wear outfits that expose…

Looks like normal, unretouched legs to me and I love that she's rocking it.

Yo. She's gross as fuck too.

Yep, that's exactly it. To really showcase what a stereotypical Jezebel commenter I am...

Hahahahaha. OMG. This is too fucking precious. You really can't help yourself, can you? Playing devil's advocate over goddamn dolphin fucking. 10/10, would laugh again.

Even if the cats belonged to her former boyfriend... still nope. I would steal somebody's cats if they weren't properly taken care of (yea, whatever, I would) and I most definitely would not date anybody who didn't take care of their cats. Also - how stupid do you have to be to think "oh har har yes I will tape up…

Yea.. She and the ex broke up, so she took him to dump the cats they had for years, and picked up two fresh kitties. Sounds legit.

me too. so she was just THERE when her ex was being a douche rag. The distinction doesn't seem too great.

Yeah I'm still pretty sure she's terrible

Especially by the headline. Because according to this, it kind of sounds like that is exactly what she did.

So she didn't abandon them in a taped up box, but she did exchange two cats in less-than-optimal condition for some cuter kittens? Is that what I'm supposed to get from this?

Shouldn't that be 'Fishandry'?

This story still doesn't make her sound too great.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Additionally...

"But zoophilia draws on the desire to elicit consent nonverbally from the animal, as much as a person can."