That's right. Nothing more grotesque than a woman trying to conform to beauty standards by using tools invented to help women conform to beauty standards. How dare any woman be anything less than naturally stunningly gorgeous at every age and in every circumstance?

I was with a dude for four years. Repeatedly showed him where it was. He could never find it on his own. Also thought you couldn't have sex from behind without it being anal. Also wouldn't let me go down on him for 2 years because "that's where the pee comes out." Also refused to reciprocate because, "the vagina is…

Mukesh Singh was driving an off-duty charter minibus that night that was under contract to a private school. It contained five other men, one of whom was his brother, Ram Singh, the bus's regular weekday driver. The group had been eating and drinking together earlier in the day, then decided to take the bus out "to…

"The juvenile put his hand in her and pulled out something. It was her intestines."

And if she had been silent, they would have said: "What a dirty whore, she was probably enjoying it if she didn't scream. See? It wasn't even rape. She totally liked it."

It's depressing how focused so many people are on a typo that's pretty easy to figure out, given the context. Are you guys not comprehending the horrifying shit in this article??

"When being raped, she shouldn't fight back. She should just be silent and allow the rape. Then they'd have dropped her off after 'doing her', and only hit the boy."

All Deadspin did was report the story. They didn't add commentary or anything. You clicked looking for outrage to react to, there was none to be had, and you're still tripping out. You are the people you supposedly loathe.

Rape by an acquaintance is a much more likely a real threat to most American women than death by ISIS.

Literalists are of great value to scholarship. You're doing ok.

Dude, Mayor of Jezebel comments is a hard day's work.

okay thanks for stopping by

You should log off and go away.

I know I'm always that person

Enjoy sophomore year, I hear it's a killer.

Thank you for focusing on the vital parts of this story. It's refreshing.

I'm sorry this is a word you are unfamiliar with but it is in fact a word.

"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of faps suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced."

I'm having trouble concentrating on reading at the moment due to the deafening screams of a thousand man babies droning on and on about their juvenile understanding of "freedom of information."

Cue the, "wahhh wahhh it's not fair! Internetz censorship is unconstitutional!!! Freedomz of speech!! It's their fault! If they didn't want me illegally taking their photos they should know better than to be nekkid!!! And a blurgh blurghy blurrgh!!!!"