Yeah.
As a kid I had a crush on Optimus Prime, but I kind of don’t get it now.
So back in 1998, my older brother came to me asking for help. He was in a quandary as his ex-wife had arrived unexpectedly seeking comfort due to her new husband deserting her, and my brother, prone to a slight Messiah complex when it comes to vulnerable women, in addition to his repressed feelings of attraction…