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Pretty impressive. My Zoom setup is an ancient laptop with electrical tape covering the camera; on my lap as I work from my bed, trying to participate as little as possible in whatever nonsense meeting my boss has required that I attend.

Or what about this? She was both scammer and victim? She was sixteen when the age of consent was eighteen. This law exists because sixteen-year-olds cannot consent to sex with adults, cannot enter contracts, cannot do many things that require adult reasoning (which, of course, many adults don’t use).

We must go forwards, not backwards! Upwards, not forwards! And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

And when Ellen looked down, there was only one set of footprints.

We all lie in the bed we make, but sometimes that bed is a road. And so instead we end up walking where we sleep. But if we don’t like where we are going, its time to have a different dream. For Ellen, its time for her to wake up, into a new dream, where she can lie down, and walk her own path.

AMERICA! should LOVE this, because:

I disagree. Max, Identity, 1408, Grace is Gone, War, Inc. Hot Tub Time Machine, Love and Mercy, Cell and some non starring roles. I still love watching him and though there are some bad choices he still doesn’t choose the road often travelled taking middle of the road roles just because he can. He is and will always

I would counter with blueberry frosted, right out of the box, but the important thing is that we all rally around blueberry and oppose the sick, sick elevation of ‘smore poptarts into the tartosphere.

I read that they were really nice people before they had their first S'mores pop tart 

What the hell does “too close to breakfast” mean? According to the law and Ron Swanson, anytime is breakfast time.

Sooooo close. Blueberry, frosted, lightly toasted.

I read that Stephen Miller, Trump and Hitler also love S’mores Pop-Tarts.

I know how he feels. I constantly post opinions like “Raisin Bran #1 cereal” when in actuality that is not my position.

Also while I’m not going get into it with some guy that’s either a moron, a troll, or a moronic troll, I’d also like to point out that there’s a serious ‘in-kind’ issue here. Most people *do* exchange like-for-like niceties. Someone invites you to their party? You invite them to your party. You get christmas cookies,

thank you.

Well, irrespective of who was considered years past in spitballing the leads, Kubrick did luck out getting the Cruise and Kidman. Celebrity “marriage”, both accomplished actors, and to that end, high intrigue to see them together.

The Fast & The Furious franchise proves that if your belief in your family is strong enough, you too can bend the laws of physics to your will while behind the wheel of a car. 

I had so scrubbed Vice from my memory that I originally assumed this headline was referencing a Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby reunion.

Can I just say how nice it is to read a presidential candidate’s cheat sheet that contains multisyllabic words, complete thoughts, a logical progression, and isn’t comprised of four-inch-high letters drawn with a fucking billboard-sized marker in what you know is a clenched fist with his tongue sticking out and beads