If it ain’t Snowboard Kids, I ain’t interested. I wish them luck all the same though.

I didn’t realise he wrote “The Star Spangled Man” ; it’s a great song and a stirring patriotic ballad , I’d like to see future president Chris Evans campaigning to that song some day soon!

“Why is everybody so mean to me?!”, says most powerful man in the Western Hemisphere who was elected because CNN, the news source who he goaded his supporters into attacking with pipe-bombs, gave him massive press coverage.

“The Donald Trump Presidential Foundation has asked the Republican presidential candidate Garrthox the Blood Devourer to stop using the former president’s likeness in his campaign advertisements.” 

this is such a missed opportunity.  They could have had a one-off special: the network says “It’s okay, all is forgiven, we rented you a studio” D’Elia shows up and it’s just an abandoned warehouse with “You’re Fired!” spray painted on the side, YOU GOT PRANKED SON

Greetings from Canada, fascists of the Department of Homeland Security! I am interested in being on your watch list, so I have a message for you that I came up with all on my own.

Agreed.  Cujo was a good boy.  The book has several passages from his point of view, and they are so devastatingly sad.

“Fuck it, someone has to do it.”- Black Women since forever. Thank you Maxine

I’ll say it: Cujo is a Good Boy. He’s not evil or demonic - he’s sick and dying. Every bad thing he does in the movie is a result of him being infected with rabies and thus in terrible pain. Yes, that sucks for the humans stuck with him, but ultimately Cujo is as much a victim in this movie as the people he…

“C...O...G...and we love spelling, don’t we folks? The vowels and the continents and the big, big words. And I know words, probably better than dictionaries. In fact, I had a dictionary doctor tell me once that they thought I should’ve become a dictionary since I knew such good word spelling. And I had a word come up…

Listen. If you fill a nice, clean kiddie pool with cool, clear water, knowing that one of your kids is eventually going to ingest some of that water while they’re playing, and then that kid takes a fucking shit in the pool, guess what. The water is ruined. You can’t just be like, “Hey, now! It’s only the poop that’s…

“In Germany, Denmark, Norway, Sweden and many other countries, SCHOOLS ARE OPEN WITH NO PROBLEMS,” President Trump tweeted on Tuesday.

Kinda-sorta-related? Mostly, I’m happy to have an excuse to link this.

Who in the actual FUCK ungreyed you?

Huzzah! I’m cool again!

Can’t wait for Louis the Alligator to address me by name and tell me he’s going to marry my dad.

Rossi allegedly wrote to D’Elia, ‘I’m 21 now and [down to f***].’ His reps say D’Elia didn’t respond to her.”

I truly enjoyed this scientific exchange of ideas.  I feel inspired to think more for myself about “how things work.”  

Nope. Jesus intervenes right at the end.

I assume it’s via the usual method of decelerating gradually rather than impacting the ground at high speed?