I would counter with blueberry frosted, right out of the box, but the important thing is that we all rally around blueberry and oppose the sick, sick elevation of ‘smore poptarts into the tartosphere.

I read that they were really nice people before they had their first S'mores pop tart 

What the hell does “too close to breakfast” mean? According to the law and Ron Swanson, anytime is breakfast time.

Sooooo close. Blueberry, frosted, lightly toasted.

I read that Stephen Miller, Trump and Hitler also love S’mores Pop-Tarts.

It’s so freakin’ good

I know how he feels. I constantly post opinions like “Raisin Bran #1 cereal” when in actuality that is not my position.

Also while I’m not going get into it with some guy that’s either a moron, a troll, or a moronic troll, I’d also like to point out that there’s a serious ‘in-kind’ issue here. Most people *do* exchange like-for-like niceties. Someone invites you to their party? You invite them to your party. You get christmas cookies,…

thank you.

Well, irrespective of who was considered years past in spitballing the leads, Kubrick did luck out getting the Cruise and Kidman. Celebrity “marriage”, both accomplished actors, and to that end, high intrigue to see them together.

The Fast & The Furious franchise proves that if your belief in your family is strong enough, you too can bend the laws of physics to your will while behind the wheel of a car. 

I had so scrubbed Vice from my memory that I originally assumed this headline was referencing a Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby reunion.

Keeping in mind that arachnophobia is one of the most common phobias out there, I do have to admit that I find myself saddened every time I see people speak out against spiders. I love spiders. Spiders are amazing. Most species of spider aren’t actually harmful to humans. In fact, they’re generally quite helpful…

Can I just say how nice it is to read a presidential candidate’s cheat sheet that contains multisyllabic words, complete thoughts, a logical progression, and isn’t comprised of four-inch-high letters drawn with a fucking billboard-sized marker in what you know is a clenched fist with his tongue sticking out and beads…

If it ain’t Snowboard Kids, I ain’t interested. I wish them luck all the same though.

I didn’t realise he wrote “The Star Spangled Man” ; it’s a great song and a stirring patriotic ballad , I’d like to see future president Chris Evans campaigning to that song some day soon!

“The Donald Trump Presidential Foundation has asked the Republican presidential candidate Garrthox the Blood Devourer to stop using the former president’s likeness in his campaign advertisements.” 

this is such a missed opportunity.  They could have had a one-off special: the network says “It’s okay, all is forgiven, we rented you a studio” D’Elia shows up and it’s just an abandoned warehouse with “You’re Fired!” spray painted on the side, YOU GOT PRANKED SON

Greetings from Canada, fascists of the Department of Homeland Security! I am interested in being on your watch list, so I have a message for you that I came up with all on my own.

“Fuck it, someone has to do it.”- Black Women since forever. Thank you Maxine