I think it would work like this: A brief look at the road, a glance at the night vision, and then back to texting.

Are you sure about the “many, many years” part? 

The Other Guys is highly underrated.

my god! a few city blocks with no police presence where *checks notes* people are getting food and screening movies! the horror! the unmitigated, horror!

I support neither currently. And I’ll never support any country that has a monarchy - ceremonial, symbolic or otherwise.

Wrong kid died!

You know who has hands? The Devil. And he uses them to hold things.

The Go-Bots had a toy that came with a top hat built in to his design. Did the Transformers have that? They didn’t? Checkmate, motherfuckers.

How about the episode where the host, Joey Greco, got stabbed on a boat by the cheater. Obviously staged but still good fun.

Where were the cops when King Kong Bundy the Wrestler stole that joke?

Cops cancelled? Eh, whatcha gonna do?

Watchmen the movie is a pretty effective film about the dangers of letting mediocre white men like Zack Snyder get too much power.

Fun fact: her uncle is legendary actor Clint Howard.

Buttchug this CBD eJuice

I fucking love the comments here. “Durr maybe make a miniseries”, “hurr hurr methinks he forgot about brevity”. You don’t have to watch anything, you know?

Either the author isn’t fluent in Sarcasm, or they have some kind of other issue with Pompeo.

I feel like it was pretty clear that Ellen’s question was rhetorical...

Mayor Fischer is the Mayor. He is the duly elected executive of Louisville. Those cops are employees of the people of Louisville.

The problem with Alien Covenant, and by extension however Scott continues that story is that it plays the Alien story as Gothic Horror rather than Cosmic Horror.

I will hunt a mother fucker down if they even think of messing with this guy! As a child of color I grew up in shit neighborhood with a shit school system that was just passing me on through the grades. I was in the 3rd grade and I could not read. His show, was the one thing that made me want to learn to read.