Please do not ever disparage Donut Lord again.

I have daughters, 5 and 10. I don’t swear around them, and I don’t want them swearing either (or at least I want them to keep it to a minimum). Reading John Boyega post “I really fucking hate racists.” makes him seem like an even better role model (although honestly, I prefer them to find role models in the people…

“This is the Super Soaker “Hydro-Pump” water gun, the most powerful water gun in the world. It’ll blow your sins clean away.”

I give them A for effort. Really, it’s as good as anyone could do today. However, the golden age Warner cartoons were of their time, a once-in-a-lifetime unplanned confluence of corporate inattention, adequate budget, and stellar genius writers, animators, artists, voice actors and musicians; we will never see their…

“Who’s Stuntman Mike?”

For your next foray into French cinema, I suggest Pascal Laugier’s Martyrs.

Every kid is different. There might be developmental or emotional issues we don’t know about. Maybe back off the criticism of a strangers parenting?

I'd sign up for this. It reminds me how people thought that movie Life would be a stealth prequel to Venom, when instead Life was a terrible movie with no reason to exist at all. 

I hate her and I don’t even know her. – kim L, McGregor USA, 20 hours ago

It really saddens me that everything in this game is being analyzed through some sort of min/maxing lens. It’s not just Kotaku. Unless a seasonal event or new bug type brings with it a new get rich scheme, it gets bashed as a waste of time. In an entire game about slowing down and appreciating the changes that come…

Imagine expressing how you have learned to cope with your mental health, only to be told you’re wrong because it might not be relatable for everyone.

There’s no way they can make a Mad Max film with a different actor playing such an iconic, pivotal character...

They should bring back Jeremy Renner and retcon Alec Baldwin’s death. Baldwin as the Secretary should be the series’ equivalent to M.

I think we’re giving Ubisoft too much credit here with laying the blame on the console. Isn’t it possible that Ubi’s engine for Assassin’s Creed is just terrible at optimization?

Meanwhile, they have nothing to say about Sen. Mitch McConnell’s entry into the online version of Street Fighter II, where he played for 10 minutes as Dhalsim, where he backed into a corner and spammed weak-punch, before a loss to a character playing Ryu resulted in McConnell demanding to be allowed to play as Sagat…

The Long Walk was one of my favorites.

This is why we must ban all drugs. And genitalia. And underpants.

Oracles have my favorite dungeon designs, best actual use of your arsenal (so many Zeldas add situational items that are useful in their dungeons and not many other places, Oracles takes advantage of its linear dungeon orders by making the puzzles more complex and require your full toolkit), brilliant overworlds that…

Look, if you want to fuck the dodo, that’s great. But don’t try and glow him up to some bland, socially acceptable hunk. Just be comfortable wanting to fuck that little round dodo.