Psh, pretending cats are True Neutral. They start life as Lawful Evil at best.

That container was, no doubt, en route to Abu Dhabi.

I won’t even look in the mirror until my reflection is recast as an Asian American.  

This. The first time I ever heard it was on RuPaul’s Drag Race 5 seasons ago.

All you have to do is follow the plot of book 4. That’s it. That is all that is required. If there’s some unsavory bits you want to get rid of, ok, I might be fine with that, but something that’s 95% faithful to Wizards and Glass will be amazing. Easily my favorite book in the series, and I’ve re-read it more than the…

I think that, because her work is intensely vaginal, it makes you uncomfortable.

It was only a matter of time. You can’t see Gunn do the first movie without expecting him to pop back up in the third.

BUCKLE UP PUPPIES READY TO RIDE, START THE CAR OFF WE GO!!!! PUPPY LIKES TO GO FOR A RIDE.

My kiddo has one of these.  I have, on more than one occasion, heard it over the baby monitor at o’dark thirty in the morning.

Wow, Mr. Roth doing an antisemitism by not mentioning her frequent invocation of that traditional Jewish prayer, “I am John McCain’s daughter.”

I was so proud of myself for coming up with Bringing On the Hot Take, but then I remembered that’s actually Def Leppard.

I feel sorry for my wife if Sean Hannity is sent to prison somehow for his role in all of this. She will never be able to make me cum as hard as I will the day he’s sentenced.

In a game where you have like twenty levels of health upgrades, almost as many stamina upgrades, the ability to buy/craft/discover better and better armor and gear, gear and weapons strewn around the overworld that naturally gets better as you go along, a master sword to earn, four unique new abilities to acquire from…

“I could never vote for someone who can’t even smoke pot right.”

“And may their first child be a mussel child.”

I dunno, I think I prefer the alternate ending of The Godfather where Michael and Kay go for a picnic in Central Park and he tells her he’s handed over the family business to Fredo and plans to become a dentist in Orlando.

Oh yeah, I see how that could be read like that. I was older than you are now when the MCU started. I started with Power Man and Iron Fist back in the early 80s.

That’s a yikes. If you believe all that stuff you just said, you’re terribly misinformed. It’s not up to Reggie how to design Samus, or write her story. Reggie is also not singlehandedly responsible for clearing or dismissing a new game idea. He doesn’t come up with all the game ideas and go around telling the…

As someone who came of age in the mid to late 90's, I am extremely offended that you referred to Emmanuelle in Space as ‘Space Jism’. It is a classic. It’s a triumph of soft core science fiction based erotica that did a vital service to pubescent boys in 1997 when you had to wait a whole damned minute to download just …