And just like Zuckerberg, if terrorists storm the building you are going to evacuate out of your adventure hole.

Oh, I know all about your adventure hole.

I was so proud of myself for coming up with Bringing On the Hot Take, but then I remembered that’s actually Def Leppard.

Why should I change my name?  She’s the one who sucks.

I feel sorry for my wife if Sean Hannity is sent to prison somehow for his role in all of this. She will never be able to make me cum as hard as I will the day he’s sentenced.

In a game where you have like twenty levels of health upgrades, almost as many stamina upgrades, the ability to buy/craft/discover better and better armor and gear, gear and weapons strewn around the overworld that naturally gets better as you go along, a master sword to earn, four unique new abilities to acquire from…

“I could never vote for someone who can’t even smoke pot right.”

“And may their first child be a mussel child.”

I dunno, I think I prefer the alternate ending of The Godfather where Michael and Kay go for a picnic in Central Park and he tells her he’s handed over the family business to Fredo and plans to become a dentist in Orlando.

Oh yeah, I see how that could be read like that. I was older than you are now when the MCU started. I started with Power Man and Iron Fist back in the early 80s.

That’s a yikes. If you believe all that stuff you just said, you’re terribly misinformed. It’s not up to Reggie how to design Samus, or write her story. Reggie is also not singlehandedly responsible for clearing or dismissing a new game idea. He doesn’t come up with all the game ideas and go around telling the…

did a vital service to pubescent boys in 1997 when you had to wait a whole damned minute to download just a single picture of Alyssa Milano in Embrace of the Vampire.

As someone who came of age in the mid to late 90's, I am extremely offended that you referred to Emmanuelle in Space as ‘Space Jism’. It is a classic. It’s a triumph of soft core science fiction based erotica that did a vital service to pubescent boys in 1997 when you had to wait a whole damned minute to download just …

Sorry to hear you are disappointed. For your specific use case, I’d recommend using the back button (left arrow) to restart the song.

You are stupid.

According to us.

“Brian Wilson and the Rolling Stones”

We should make a movie where Paddington Bear doesn’t exist, and instead, I get famous for getting lost in London or whatever the bear does.  

“We should respect the privacy of a 40-year-old man having phone sex with a 14-year-old girl” is certainly an interesting take!