And then, after one half-baked racist tweet, we’ll finally get the Niles spin-off we all really want.  

T2 was not a misfire and is, in fact, a highly-rewatchable delight.

Uh, every Alexander Payne movie is pretty clearly a comedy, at least to the same degree that Downsizing is? His first two in particular are very farcical and have tons of jokes and laugh lines. And Nebraska is depressing at many times, but is played very much as a comedy for a lot of it’s run time. 

“Hey, you know the two categories that are the most basic elements of filmmaking? Yeah. Fuck those.” 

Yes, the double standard. When Republicans act racist, Democrats call for their resignation. When Republicans are accused of sexual assault/harassment, Democrats call for their resignation. And when Democrats commit those same offenses, Democrats . . . call for their resignation.

The only Terminator movie I want to see is a wacky ‘Bill and Ted’ style time travelling caper where a Terminator is chasing Sarah Connor through time.

JUST POINT AT WHAT YOU WANT ME TO FUUUUUCK!!

“If you greenlight a MacGruber TV series, I will literally suck your dick right now.” ~ MacGruber (Will Forte), MacGruber (pitch meeting)

We called it in the last article. Now let’s see how many more articles AV Club/Kinja pumps out about Neeson being such a virulent racist because he had one racist thought over 50 years ago that’s he’s terribly ashamed of now.

It was not disingenuous, it was sarcasm at those car-guns comparisons. The OP statement regarding banning all cars to save one life is pretty ridiculous, but when you convert it to apply to gun violence, it is not ridiculous, for the reasons you point out that the purpose of guns is solely to kill animals or other…

• “But the plans were on display . . .”
  “On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.”
  “That’s the display department.”
  “With a torch.”
  “Ah, well the lights had probably gone.”
  “So had the stairs.”
  “But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?”
  “Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in…

If taking away all cars gives you the chance to save 1 life, that’s ok by me.

That’s like saying that shooting every bear has the chance of saving at least 1 life that could be lost.

Those numbers seem impressive until you realize they don’t differentiate between 0.06 and impaired or 0.09 and not impaired at all. Like photo radar, this is about revenue not traffic safety.

I’m all for reporting a driver that’s noticeably impaired but stopping every single car that goes down a street on the off chance of catching the odd guy that’s 0.09 is bullshit.

Look, as a gun safety and self-defense expert, I have to tell you that you are not being realistic. Firing a warning shot into the ceiling only silences committed protestors in the movies or tv.  Hesitating to take them out the moment you feel threatened by their point of view might give them time to say something…

Look I work for the NRA and you people are just nuts. Sensible gun control could have solved this problem. If Congressman Gaetz was allowed to carry his pistol while Congress is in session he could have silenced these people by shooting two or three times into the ceiling, maybe a warning shot was needed but certainly…

Only one problem with that theory: The president couldn’t care less about his son’s prospects or future at all.

They made 22 Jump Street, one of the rarest things in film: a good comedy sequel. So they have all my benefit of the doubt.