President Supreme Vladimir Putin, watching you personally:

Me 2 years from now, jerking off to President Kamala Harris porn. “This is great.”

Me now: “hahahahah”

This game was the Super Bowl LIII halftime show of Super Bowls.

These reviews really mystify me. I’m completely captivated.

As a counterpoint to Marzipan, as I said, it was 4° in my backyard the other night. Marzipan can handle it without much difficulty. But Henri is a chihuahua-rat terrier from Oakland, CA. He’s simply not bred for this kind of cold.

She’s just reminiscing when she was an even tinnier cutie I think:

I’m just using this to egregiously post picture of my dog. Charlie is a puppy of leisure, I’d never let her freeze...

I’ve never liked that lyric. It’s like saying “I’ve got ham but I’m not a hamster.” 

Park City, COLORADO? don’t try to take away our one good thing here in Utah

My favorite Muppet singing trio is Beaker, Animal and the Swedish Chef. Oh, god, their version of Danny Boy has me in stitches every time I watch it.

It’s fine to like MoS and BvS. Everyone has their own guilty pleasures. For example, I enjoy the Nick Cage movie Knowing despite knowing it’s a bad movie. There’s nothing wrong with personally liking objectivity bad movies.

I joke, of course. Thanos and Darkseid are nothing alike. For one, Thanos is purple. Darkseid is grey.

Huh. So the heroes from Earth team up with the heroes from space to take on the super-powerful secret puppetmaster villain who wants ultimate godlike power, but who ends up winning with a shocking cliffhanger, leaving the heroes to have to fight in the ruins left from his victory. Seems like a pretty cool plot, it’s a…

I’m okay with this. Thus, the matter is settled.

Tony wakes up next to a horse’s head.

It’s weird that a movie like  Forever is one of the few movies that actually show this side of him. Granted, “1 and 8 are 18" is a bit of a reach to solve the riddles  and the answer should be stupidly obvious to Bruce anyway, but I did like the arc of Bruce getting riddles and having to solve the endgame

AHA! but that is the true ruse. You see (giant flashback at the climax of the film when Batman really sees the whole picture), the condiment was just one of many colours spread out over the film. A splotch of red here. Yellow there. Purple somewhere else. All making a patchwork of colours melded together. Yes, the…

I’ve always loved when Batman was focused more on solving crimes of unspeakable, bizarre acts. Just situations where traditional CSI’s have no idea where to begin, but Bats points out how the murder victim’s colon contains a mixture of laughing gas, torn up calendar pages, and a double-sided coin.

If Tony Stark dies, that will be a hideous clash with the journey the character has been on.